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Our hearts go out to 'Jane' and hope she can heal. To any new mothers who are feeling lost or overwhelmed, Holly's words here are so true 👏💕
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So BDO bank send endless nagging emails reminding me to update their BDO Pay app on Dec 3rd. I download it this morning and guess what? Doesn't work! #BDOfail
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Having a living nightmare with . They want to me to confirm my identity, but sent a security code to a mobile number that does not belong to me. And they have a old email address for me that they won't let me change. #tearingmyhairout.
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The moral of Brexit is that xenophobia and stoking hatred of foreigners will get you power even if it means burning everything to the ground. Now it’s the turn of the NHS.
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Just to be clear: The Narrator does not appear in Biomutant. Nor for that matter does Stanley. Perish the thought.
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Stanley wondered whether opting for the Sputnik vaccine would give him the ability to orbit the Earth.
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I'm sorry Boeing ..... but as and when I'm allowed to fly .... it won't be in one of your jinxed aeroplanes.
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Cotswold Single Malt Whisky (2 Bottles) 700ml singlemalt.ph/products/cotsw This does not come from Scotland as you say! The hint is in the name. The Cotswolds are in the heart of England, close to Shakespeare's birthplace.
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Hey ! 🙋 A new MRP poll of Red Wall voters shows:
- 90% say #NoToNoDeal
- 70% say work with Europe, not Trump.
I agree!
Let’s tackle #OneCrisisAtaTime hey-mp.uk/hey/andrew-mit #HeyMP
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I live in the Philippines, I have a Filipino retirement visa, a Filipino drivers license, a Filipino partner and we own a condo in Quezon City. Yet I have been refused permission to open a savings account with because I am a foreigner. Isn't this discrimination?
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The UK's voiceover artists have something very important to say to you....
Please share. Share lots.
#VoiceoversUnited #KeepTalking
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A good illustration of why the surgical hand washing technique is really very important
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Hey ! How come my credit report from Clearscore says I now have two payments in arrears when I left Virgin at the end of September with no arrears? Sort it out please. I don't want my credit rating spoiled by your company's inefficiency.
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A total disgrace
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@TheMandyNetwork now advertising illegal jobs waaaaaayy under national minimum wage. Sort it out please? Makes you look unprofessional. Standard SAG/AFTRA rates are at least $200 pfh NOT €20! Which is less than £5 per hour by time editing is done. #shame @BookStream
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Had a riotous afternoon voicing the new version of
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Funny!
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What's been your most absurd medical experience? Mine was today's prostate exam during which the doctor stuck a gloved finger up my backside. At which point all the pound coins fell out of my jeans pocket onto the floor and I told him he had hit the Jackpot.
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Why have C4 apologised for an off-the-cuff remark/observation from ? It wasn't racist. It was accurate. And yet 2,000 people have complained to Ofcom. It's about time experienced and respected reporters are allowed to speak the obvious truth.
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I have the news you've all been waiting for.
Today is the first day that it is possible to legitimately get the Go Outside achievement in The Stanley Parable.
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Just tried to cancel my British Gas Central Heating Care Package. After 25 minutes of being left on-hold, I gave up. 😠
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What was the music at the very start of This Morning's coverage of the Royal Wedding?
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Why are continuity announcements promoting the wrong programmes today? (It's Wednesday and they keep saying Manson is on tonight) Wrong. Bring back live continuity!
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Strangers Poor start. According to Imdb it has 7 series writers. Bodyguard on BBC1 has one. And it's a 1000% better.
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A tale of two dicks ....
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Grayson Perry must have had fun with the juxtaposition of these paintings at the Royal Academy.On the right is Nigel Farage portrait, on the left is a painting of an erect penis being caressed.The portrait is unsold at £25,000 the penis went for £2500. Must be a message somewhere
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How fucking tacky is ITV News? The opening comment - How often have all of us driven over a motorway bridge?
Has it ever crossed your mind that it might actually fall down beneath you? Well today in Genoa, one did. Just fuck off #itvnews. Lots of people lost their lives.
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Why is quoting HbA1c levels in US measurement units on tonight's Diabetes programme? Really unhelpful for British audiences.
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The other day asked for a meter reading. I gave them one. Today at 7.30, a man hammered on my door. ‘I’m from EDF and here to read the meter.’ Why?
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Many thanks to everyone that supported this great cause. Love The Narrator.
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Update: This sale raised $33,527 for the hotline, thank you so much everyone! 
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bill turnbull cancer Hope it goes well for you Bill. A positive attitude is a great start to beating this dreadful disease. Keep the faith and look to the future with your family and friends.
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Echoes of Columbine on tonight's news. Will USA ever learn that guns are lethal?
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