Charlie Kesslering

@kesslering

Husband. Father. Liar.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2009
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  1. May 11

    His simple inability to use the English language makes me LUMS (laugh up my sleeve).

    Russia must be laughing up their sleeves watching as the U.S. tears itself apart over a Democrat EXCUSE for losing the election.
    4 likes
  2. May 10

    When you sell out everyone you know to sit with the Plastics, but realize they're not that cool after all.

    1 like
  3. May 9

    Gary Busey: Been there, dawg James Comey: How did you get this number

    1 reply 1 like
  4. May 9

    What goes around goes around goes around Comey's all the way back around

    1 reply 3 likes
  5. Retweeted
    May 3

    Definition- Writing (noun)- 1. The act of one who writes. Example- "I will start writing after this nap."

    9 replies 81 retweets 427 likes
  6. May 2

    When your subtle cry for help didn't work, so you like a joke about that earlier subtle cry for help as a subtle cry for help.

    5 likes
  7. May 2

    What is she hiding?

    4 likes
  8. May 2

    "Are we... on strike now?" he wondered aloud to his only friend, MacBook Air.

    1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
  9. May 1

    When there might be a writer's strike so you make your best joke writers work late.

    President Andrew Jackson, who died 16 years before the Civil War started, saw it coming and was angry. Would never have let it happen!
    5 likes
  10. May 1

    I've literally spent every single day of my life practicing wearing clothes and still haven't been invited to the Met Gala.

    3 likes
  11. Apr 20

    . what are you hiding, you silly goose!!!

    1 reply 3 likes
  12. Apr 20

    To everyone asking: YES, Bill O'Reilly is crashing on my couch. Last night, I came home to find him in my kitchen, eating out of my garbage.

    3 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Apr 19

    Strike authorization voting begins online tonight. Retweet to show your .

    31 replies 704 retweets 728 likes
  14. Apr 20

    What's great is that they both think they're the smartest person in this photo.

    4 likes
  15. Apr 20

    No one told me it was bring your Kid Rock to work day.

    2 likes
  16. Apr 19

    Hey , what will your new twitter handle be? Something fun about how you're a spineless coward, maybe?

    2 replies 2 likes
  17. Apr 14

    Retired professional golfers golf less than Trump.

    5 likes
  18. Apr 14

    . can you please let us live long enough to see The Last Jedi? Looks pretty cool. Thx.

    1 retweet 6 likes
  19. Apr 14

    The only thing worse than North Korea nuking LA would be North Korea nuking LA the weekend everyone I hate is out of town at Coachella.

    11 likes
  20. Apr 13

    "It was the most beautiful chocolate croissant you've ever seen..."

    BREAKING: U.S. military drops largest non-nuclear bomb in arsenal on ISIS tunnel in Afghanistan, reports
    1 like

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