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@kerryjeanlister

Occasional DJ 🎧

Hove, England
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Joined January 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 5

    The latest Feel Up is up on the streaming channels. Includes new bits from and , two from Inner Life and three of my fav Phlash tracks. Mixcloud: Soundcloud:

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  2. Retweeted
    1 hour ago

    Cover of today’s Irish Times. Brighton’s starlings need to up their game

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  3. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    I guess the magnets I ordered are here😂

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  4. 2 hours ago

    (It’ll be the lack of school run)

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  5. 2 hours ago

    Just having a look at how the pandemic affected my general fitness levels. 2019 vs 2020 steps - look at that drop in average! I’ve started really leaning in my Apple Watch as a reminder to hit my 10k per day so hoping that average us back up again come Dec 2021...

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    21 hours ago

    My grandad recently sat behind U2 at an awards ceremony. He was really enjoying it until he sneezed but then his teeth were on edge for the rest of the evening.

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    11 hours ago

    All these anti-BBC wankers going ‘Hrhhhmpph, why don’t you talk about Prince Andrew rather than Harry and Meghan?!!??’ [smug face; four billion likes] Remind us who commissioned the interview where Prince Andrew dug his grave. It wasn’t Netflix or the fucking Canary was it?

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    15 hours ago

    >it’s real

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  9. 2 hours ago

    Would like to apologise to the Burford Browns stans this morning. I was triggered last night by yet another food blogger tagging Burford Browns into their sloppy yellow dripping yolk covered IG post and it triggered me. I apologise for any offence caused to the Cotwolds Mafia.

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  10. 11 hours ago

    Also this episode was written by Vince Gilligan!

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  11. 11 hours ago

    Tonight’s cameo, hopefully he’ll be staying away from helicopters...

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    13 hours ago

    Prince Philip reaching for a pen with his last strength, just writing MEGHAN KILLED ME.

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  13. 13 hours ago

    Yes I will die on this hill.

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  14. 13 hours ago

    Burford Browns are one of the biggest food cons in history. Twenty quid because the farmer sticks saffron in the feed and it makes the yolks yellow. Eggs for Instagram.

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  15. 13 hours ago

    [watching the latest Adam Curtis] Husband: ‘What does that mean?’ Me: ‘No idea’ [we continue watching the latest Adam Curtis]

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  16. Retweeted
    Mar 2

    An oldie I know but this photo of a guest book at a donkey sanctuary still really makes me laugh...

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  17. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    Read all about this year's International Women's Day Takeover on . Running from midnight on Monday 8 March to 3am on Tuesday 9 March, this will be the biggest & longest IWD event, with 27 presents across 27 hours.

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  18. 15 hours ago

    He’s turned into a right wallop this one eh?

    Texas - we hear you. You didn’t want to be part of our electrical grid. And now you’ve removed your mask mandate & are allowing large crowds to gather. We hear you! COVID is a hoax! So u don’t need our precious vaccine. We’ll send it to ppl who are saving lives by wearing masks.
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  19. 15 hours ago

    Hahaha that’s exactly it, isn’t it? He’s pulled a Tom Cruise.

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  20. 16 hours ago

    OH HELL YES

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    Can you name a better comedic superhero duo? We'll wait 🤣 stars in Thunder Force, premiering April 9!
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  21. 16 hours ago

    Is there a wholemeal pasta in existence that doesn't taste like cardboard? Trying to cut down on my processed carbs and while I love wholegrain rice, I can't bloody stand wholemeal pasta.

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