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@kerrizor

Lackwit gadabout, Software Engineer (), 🏍 blogger, conference speaker, 👨‍🍳, druid, poker player (), glassworker, trollop, and ⚠️⚡️🏳️‍🌈

Seattle, WA, USA
Joined March 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Jan 2018

    "I want to have adventures and take enormous risks and be everything they say we are." -Dorothy Allison

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  2. 17 hours ago
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    git push --farce

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  3. 24 hours ago

    A thing I have learned through bitter experience: when you get into a new relationship, and it's fast and it seems perfect and yr head over heels and a survivor, a close friend, reaches out and says "hey this person is dangerous," YOU LISTEN TO THEM.

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  4. May 22

    If I don't finish my cup of coffee, but stop with, say, an inch left, and then refill it, I still am on my first cup of the day, right?

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  5. May 22

    Lockdown Kinski: Defcon 5

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  6. May 20

    not a problem sir

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  7. May 22

    BEDEEEEEEUUee1AAAAAAAAB BTTTTTUTUVv RTTTUTUTUD BTDTTTTTTTUTU BDDDDDDDEDEEEEEUQAAAA BDDDDDDDDDDEDEDEEEAAA -

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  8. May 22

    So are jumpsuits "back" or have I just missed them being a thing?

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  9. May 22

    It isn’t that the situation America finds itself in is unprecedented, but that it is unpresidented.

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  10. May 21
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  11. May 21

    I love my HOA HOA: "Good news! Elevator B is working! They had to cannibalize parts from Elevator A, but it's working!" HOA, in separate email 5 min later: "Bad news! Elevator A is out of order until they get new parts." Me? I'm just glad I live in Building B...

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  12. May 19

    Breaking News: Governor Cuomo protects his daughters’ privacy

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  13. May 21

    Someday I'll give up on my dream of being a dabo girl.

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  14. May 21
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  15. May 21

    goddammit now I want to watch Stargate

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  16. May 21

    I tested very positively

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  17. May 20

    Why was Vermont including serology tests in their official testing numbers? They say they didn't know they were -- they were just publishing numbers from testing sites that were adding em in. Via press conf

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  18. May 21

    Man, I watched BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK last night, and I'm _still_ thinking about it.

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  19. May 21

    Here's a morbid thought: what sort of national memorial will we raise to honor those who died?

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  20. May 21

    Also I'm really, really into Stargate.

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  21. May 21

    Case in point: I can say "kawoosh" to anyone into Stargate and they know what I'm talking about

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