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Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of PLANET FUNNY (http://bit.ly/2LihqVu ) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (http://patreon.com/omnibusproject ).

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    Ken Jennings‏Verified account @KenJennings 18 Mar 2017

    THE ANCIENT ONE: Our 3 sanctums, in London, New York, and Hong Kong, protect the whole earth. The Southern Hemisphere is completely f—ked.

    1:51 PM - 18 Mar 2017
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      1. DeidShaw‏ @deidshaw 18 Mar 2017
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        I had the exact same thought watching that!

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      1. Jason Meunier‏ @jm_meunier 18 Mar 2017
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        Well, the southern hemisphere line is undermanned due to mystical budget cuts.

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      1. Jason Meunier‏ @jm_meunier 18 Mar 2017
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        "Hey, the southern hemisphere knows what it did, 'kay?"

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      1. Jason Meunier‏ @jm_meunier 18 Mar 2017
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        "Have you seen the paperwork you have to do to open a sanctum in Australia? Please! Less painful for an invasion, y'ask me."

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      1. Perry Bennett Photo‏ @PerryB_Photo 18 Mar 2017
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        feels like they needed one in Rio, Cape Town, and Sydney... right?! Great movie though!

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      1. Jason Meunier‏ @jm_meunier 18 Mar 2017
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        They were planning to open a sanctum in New Zealand, but then the Lord of the Rings movies started and took over the good sites

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      1. Sam Hurley‏ @surleyham 18 Mar 2017
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        literally thought the same thing when I watched it at the movies. I'm a New Zealander. Thanks. It's okay tho we've got Gandalf.

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      1. Glamasaurus Rex  🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇿🇦‏ @lancefron 18 Mar 2017
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        South Africa here. We're doing fine, thanks. Just 2 yrs left of our clueless, corrupt leader. Just keep Trump away from us.

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      1. Tom “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wyliehart‏ @TomWyliehart 18 Mar 2017
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        there was a 4th sanctum where ozone hole appeared... hmm...

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      1. Avram Grumer  👓‏ @avram 18 Mar 2017
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        The capital of the UK, and two former British colonies.

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