Kendra Vander Kooij

@KendraVDK

Toronto, Ontario
Joined October 2011
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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 4

    What a weak ass species we are. Millions of years of evolution and I can't be in the sun for 5 minutes without getting burned.

    5 replies 23 retweets 158 likes
  2. Mar 5

    I'm so pasty people know I'm new just from one look

    1 like
  3. Jan 22

    In this whole series of unfortunate events they couldn't kill the annoying baby off?

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    Jan 18

    I was contacted to see if my band would play Trump's inauguration. And I'm not even in a band, that's just how far down the list they are.

    8 replies 144 retweets 500 likes
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    Jan 8

    Meryl Streep clearly has never seen Nate Diaz's self portrait

    3 replies 51 retweets 117 likes
  6. Retweeted
    17 Dec 2016

    I find it extremely bizarre that all these 207 promos only focus on Ronda and very little about the champion

    1,018 replies 3,153 retweets 8,341 likes
  7. 17 Dec 2016

    Does the marketing team know the champion is part of that championship fight too? These promos...

    1 like
  8. 13 Dec 2016

    Being a teacher is just slowly watching yourself become all the adults you hated as a kid

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    4 Dec 2016

    I bet Jay-Z has a custom La-z Boy that says "Jay-Z boy" on it. He dont even sit in it.Jus walks by & giggles, mumblin "u crazy for this one"

    46 replies 7,365 retweets 10,019 likes
  10. 3 Dec 2016

    I shouldn't have had coffee before the , my heart can only take so much

  11. Retweeted
    13 Nov 2016

    FYI: You don't have to do something extravagant on . Something as simple as not sporting your man bun goes a long way.

    27 replies 1,071 retweets 3,075 likes
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    8 Nov 2016

    Analysts: America has changed too much to win with white people alone. White people: not so fast there.

    24 replies 483 retweets 733 likes
  13. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    No one can stop you from being a loving, kind, generous person. No matter who wins we will be okay and find our way back to humanity.

    394 replies 17,756 retweets 36,350 likes
  14. Retweeted
    26 Jul 2016

    Can 6 year olds have Alzheimer's because I have definitely heard this story before

    2 replies 51 retweets 131 likes
  15. 8 Oct 2016

    Donald Trump stories have me really confused about which news sites are satiracal and not.

    1 like
  16. 1 Oct 2016

    "He looks a bit like McLovin" let's get commentating fulltime

  17. Retweeted
    24 Sep 2016

    "Why am I not asleep?" he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

    66 replies 10,712 retweets 22,942 likes
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    13 Sep 2016

    It's so cute that someone named their wrench "Allen" like "Hi, this is my hammer, Jodi, and my saw, Doug, he's very shy."

    2 replies 3 retweets 12 likes
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    6 Sep 2016

    Wow, Leslie Knope's origin story is UNREAL

    183 replies 23,143 retweets 40,963 likes
  20. Retweeted
    1 Sep 2016

    Nobody has ever googled "how long does it take eyebrows to grow back" and been pleased with the results

    1 reply 15 retweets 60 likes

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