ME: I'm going to see the manatee performance of Hamlet today
HER: don't you mean matinee?
[later]
LAERTES: eee eee eeeeee
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🕰️ KICKSTARTER NOW LIVE! 🩸
Season One of NRB Plays has been incredible, so many wonderful people have worked on it, supported it and watched it - thank you all 🧡
LET'S DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN! 👇
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wow the Truman Show (1998) really does make u think. ahead of its time
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And just like that our NRB Plays In Person series comes to an end!
Please enjoy this wonderful Season Finale "A Magic, Grand Vizier" 📽️ youtu.be/ojTSUH-Kz0o
But wait... who fancies a Season 2? 🕰️🩸
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I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.
(I'm watching Frasier on channel 4 and talking about David Hyde Pierce)
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I'm doing tax fraud next year
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Could've spent less paying your writers better and avoided this
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*Takes short break from transphobia and white supremacy*
Matt Walsh: We should let pandas die.
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those four teenagers grew up to become Albert Einstein
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Today on my run up through Central Park in Harlem I saw four teenagers smoking weed. As I passed them I shouted in a firm but friendly voice: "Smells like failure!" and kept going. I said it as an act of love, honestly. I hope that at some point one of them might think about it.
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"I'm not racist I have a high Uber rating" is a new one
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I love when a council becomes No Overall Control. DRAMA !!!!
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supporting teachers who are on strike by refusing to learn from any teachable moment
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The whole point is to invent robots to do the work no one wants to do, not to invent robots to do the jobs that people love. How are we messing this up so badly
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I’m sorry but this whole americans discovering that british chinese food is gross and inauthentic on tiktok is so funny. There’s a lot of adaptability, innovation and perseverance in chinese takeaways that often don't get talked about and I wrote a whole damn book on it
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no. I have dressed my chatgpt in a lil onesie and I sing it to sleep every night.
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ChatGPT would not be an employee. It would be a tool that can be rerun until it gives an answer someone wants. Can we stop attributing personhood to these large language models? twitter.com/kenchengcomedy…
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Saima's Comedy Corner May Edition!!
SPRING into action and snap up tickets to this stunning lineup! Grab the super early bird tickets before they go!!
JONO SELVADURAI
FARRAH DRABU
WED 3RD MAY
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my thoughts on whether ChatGPT can replace humans as employees, crossposted from Linkedin
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making your bed makes you part of the bourgeoisie (fell asleep on my completely unmade bed last night)
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supporting the writers strike by completely missing my deadlines this week even though I'm not affiliated with the WGA in any way
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this is kafkaesque
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Explore in 2D foodbanks in UK
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Explore in 3D the spectacular St Edward's Crown that King Charles III will wear at the Coronation
Click below to see more 
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it's weird that rich people hate the idea of higher taxes when they're all really into findom
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they are not "making a loss" they are paying for a house they get to own
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Replying to @BellRibeiroAddy
So it’s alright for a private landlord - many are individuals who are not necessarily rich - to make a loss and subsidise their tenants?
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Interruption Show will be at THIS WEEKEND with co-hosts & interrupting & mid-performance 🛎️
Tickets: machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2023/dali
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at 23 I had slept with 0 women and people definitely like me more twitter.com/MrOverpaid/sta
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that bit in tottenham court road station that says "no entry" that gets you to the central line way quicker that I always use
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Name one “no go area” in London. twitter.com/LBC/status/165…
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Only 5 tickets left for my show on Saturday!!
(I know this because instead of just writing an e-mail to the organising I've been routinely attempting to book 8 tickets for my own show for a month in the hopes it will tell me something, and it paid off!)
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neurotypicals: why are you so weird? you're really weird but i can’t figure out why
me: idk I'm Autistic, maybe that’s it
neurotypicals: but then why are you so normal? you're really normal
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This bunch of criminals are attempting to rob a bank this week for Board Game Club, while hoping not to get stopped by any agents or rivals! 🕵️
Plus, is back with us 🙌 Watch now as we play BANK HEIST 💰 youtu.be/uMqKzmavZJk
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all my tweets only get single digit likes, it must be Twitter's algorithm silencing me. oh I also get 3,000 replies every tweet calling me an idiot, I cannot explain that one
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The vast Clocktower empire hath vanquished the duchy of Monikers. Now, only three kingdoms stand in our way. For real though, I bloody love Monikers. It's my go-to game for large parties and I can't believe we've passed it in the rankings!
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