Ken Keenan

@ken_keenan

Contract programmer, C#, .NET, SQL Server, PHP, MySQL, Java, Oracle, NDPH sufferer

Dublin, Ireland
Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2010.

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    Lovecraft looking at a New York subway and coming up with shoggoths but it's me browsing Twitter

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    Given the number of times cloud services generally-- not only Microsoft's-- have been taken down by expired certificates, it is completely unacceptable that it continues to happen. Sort yourselves out, cloud vendors

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    ... yet sweetly smiled & begged his Pardon for I was laving mine Hair this e'en. Nota bene: I needs must be prudent in the employ of this excuse lest ye Gentles perceive me odd..."

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    From "Ye Diaries of Lucrezia Borgia" "Ye Kalends of April, AD MDI: this morn, I was accosted in ye markets by Sir ---- who begg'd me attend ye Carnevale in his Company. I was minded to remonstrate for he is a Knave...

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    Mr Spock (the cat): I find their decision most illogical

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    Diabetes *and* anaphylaxis in one handy package!

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    His handlers have probably already set up the field hospital in the basement of the White House where they plan to lever the top of his skull & install electrodes so they can drive him around like a twitching orange puppet

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    Trump's neurological issues are so marked at this point that the only way of getting him through the SotU without him going off-script, or just whipping out Mr. Toadstool and masturbating like a frenzied chimp is to drug him to near-insensibility...

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    TODAY ME LEARN WORD “PLUTES.” IT NOW ME FAVORITE WORD. NO CAN WAIT TO USE “OK PLUTER” IN CONVERSATION.

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    admiring the bravery of my millennial friends who take every opportunity to give their data to another shady app startup because they don’t wanna talk to someone

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    Me when I forget to take my headache meds...

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    Image on the right is me trying to do my tax return "Income in respect of investments pursuant to Section 14.2... WTF is even that??!!"

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    Today, I want to see your stupid cats. The ones that are basically mold that meows. The ones who can't reason their way out of a paper bag. Bring on the brick-smart kitties!

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    An older woman came into the bookstore today. I made a joke about a credit card reader issue and she said "these things are all programmed by twenty-five-year-old boys who don't comment their code" and somehow we ended up having a great conversation about programming and biases.

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    There should be more straight men with OnlyFans accounts aimed at women, where you can subscribe to see them sexily do an equal amount of housework and childcare, or sexily not defend famous sportsmen accused of rape online

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    's latest update describes the Internet of Things as "personal surveillance furniture", which is hilariously (and disturbingly) apropos

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    I'm the CEO of Antifa. We have sleeper cells in Burger Kings all across the country. Our agents are secretly giving impossible whoppers to every conservative man who thinks he's ordering a good christian hamburger. In 6 months the republican party will be reduced to catgirls.

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    I have never revealed my age on social media but I regret to inform you that I am now "Going to see 808 State in the Button Factory" years old.

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