Kelsey E. Thomas

@kelseyethomas

Writer + editor in Philadelphia forever dreaming of my PNW roots. Currently: & .

Philadelphia, PA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Jul 2020

    If churches could make me wear an uncomfortable, soaking-wet cotton t-shirt over my swimsuit in middle school to keep 12-year-old boys ~from stumbling~ they can make their congregants wear a damn mask to keep attendees from dying.

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  2. Jan 19

    Then again, a pandemic and armed insurrection didn't stop us from delivering our oh-so-important deliverables, so I'm sure I'll be spending the Civil War on Slack as well.

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  3. Jan 19

    Working in corporate America right now is like "I'm free to connect after 1 p.m. tomorrow, assuming a civil war hasn't broken out by then."

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  4. Jan 13

    This is a pitch to trade QAnon for Pitch Perfect 237 as the country's leading conspiracy theory.

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  5. Jan 6

    There’s becoming a clear distinction/debate on the left between camp “this isn’t who we are as Americans” and camp “clearly it is.”

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  6. Jan 6

    Pre-scheduled Tweets strike again

    When in DC, a visit to the National Mall and Memorial Parks are a must.
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  7. Jan 5

    Real West Philly inauguration month vibes

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  8. 24 Dec 2020

    I credit this like 90% to that urbanist memes for transit-oriented teens FB group. iykyk.

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  9. 23 Dec 2020

    Vintage national park photos were the escapist salve I needed for this weird holiday week.

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  10. 10 Dec 2020

    45 degrees is still shorts weather.

    Tell me you're a runner without telling me you're a runner
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  11. 12 Nov 2020

    "For some time, Americans have felt like life has no meaning. Gritty also has no meaning."

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    I heard French people watching our elections were confused about who Gritty is, so I made this explainer for them. Bon appétit!
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  12. Retweeted
    9 Nov 2020

    If this is a problem they’ll need to file this lawsuit in Texas, too, but they aren’t for obvious reasons.

    BREAKING: Trump campaign files PA lawsuit, alleges “'two-track' system resulted in voters being held to different standards depending on how they chose to exercise their right to vote." Read filing here:
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  13. 6 Nov 2020

    Philly keeping everyone on their toes by flipping from dancing mailboxes to “SMASH THAT PRETTY BUG” real quick

    This weird, beautiful bug just landed on my head. Cheers to the Elections Bug
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  14. 6 Nov 2020

    It’s really a shame Halloween just happened because I for one would love to see some toddler-sized Steve Kornackis walking around with a calculator and map.

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  15. 5 Nov 2020

    I lived in Philly for at least 6 months before I learned that DelCo wasn’t in Delaware.

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  16. Retweeted
    5 Nov 2020

    How to mislead with maps. (Land doesn’t vote — people do.)

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  17. 5 Nov 2020

    Subtweeting all my friends from other states who have sent me sass

    I’m seeing a lot of folks here wondering why PA is “behind” counting. PA didn’t WANT to be in this situation. The GOP state leg refused to let pre-canvassing happen.
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  18. Retweeted
    4 Nov 2020

    just livin in a boarded up powder keg of a city in the moment that a perfect storm of conditions made it the epicenter of an election with global consequences during a pandemic

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  19. Retweeted
    4 Nov 2020

    Did you vote absentee in AZ, MI, WI, NV, PA, GA? Check that your ballot is being counted! Here's where:

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  20. Retweeted
    4 Nov 2020

    National mood: Receiving a "we have to talk" text and then this for, like, 36 to 72 hours.

    Three dots, indicating an incoming text message.
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  21. Retweeted
    3 Nov 2020

    PA says they won't be done counting until Friday. Fulton Co GA won't be done counting till Friday. has lost almost 300,000 ballots that a federal judge demands they discover. No one can declare victory tonight. Or even tomorrow. Probably not until next week

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