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Instagram & Snapchat: kellyoxford new york times bestselling author. huge fan of your work. only impressed by new money. i love Oprah and McDonalds.

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    kelly oxford Verified account ‏@kellyoxford 2 Jul 2013

    If your boyfriend or husband complains about your PMS this month, remind him that you could have been pregnant instead.

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      1. Jason T. ‏@PotatoFilm 16 Jul 2013

        @kellyoxford @shelliebeanie If women dislike their boyfriend/husband's addiction to Star Wars, remember it could have been whiskey instead

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      2. Shelly ‏@shelliebeanie 16 Jul 2013

        @PotatoFilm I like Star Wars AND whiskey. Your argument is invalid. @kellyoxford

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      3. Jason T. ‏@PotatoFilm 16 Jul 2013

        @shelliebeanie @kellyoxford But are you addicted to either one? ;-)

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      4. Shelly ‏@shelliebeanie 16 Jul 2013

        @PotatoFilm foiled on a technicality :p

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      1. Liana Brooks ‏@LianaBrooks 2 Jul 2013

        @kellyoxford @kristadb1 No one should dismiss your opinions because of "hormones". All emotions are hormone based, even the male's.

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      2. Krista D. Ball ‏@kristadb1 2 Jul 2013

        @LianaBrooks @kellyoxford Yes and no. I mean, I've never had PMS, but I've had blergh I don't want to go to the waterpark today b/c period.

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      4. Liana Brooks ‏@LianaBrooks 2 Jul 2013

        @kristadb1 @kellyoxford Telling me I have PMS and you won't listen to me because of it is the quickest way to make me angry. I hate it.

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    1. Katrina Gwynne-Jones ‏@DancingMischief 2 Jul 2013

      Haha! RT@kellyoxford:If your boyfriend or husband complains about your PMS this month, remind him that you could have been pregnant instead.

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    2. Blake MacKay ‏@BlakeWMacKay 2 Jul 2013

      One better @kellyoxford? If your boyfriend or husband complains about your PMS this month... dump him.

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      1. Stephanie Wei ‏@StephanieWei 2 Jul 2013

        Genius “@kellyoxford: If your boyfriend or husband complains about your PMS this month, remind him you could have been pregnant instead.”

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    3. Amanda Klotz ‏@mandyklotz1 2 Jul 2013

      “@kellyoxford: If your boyfriend or husband complains about your PMS this month, remind him that you could have been pregnant instead.”

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    4. Liana Brooks ‏@LianaBrooks 2 Jul 2013

      @kellyoxford @kristadb1 If they complain about PMS you drop them like they dead weight they are for invalidating your feelings.

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    5. Kelsey Montgomery ‏@ytnomyeslek 2 Jul 2013

      “@kellyoxford: If your boyfriend or husband complains about your PMS this month, remind him that you could have been pregnant instead.” 👌👍

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    6. Hela Khamarou ‏@Hela_Khamarou 8 Jul 2013

      @kellyoxford true that.

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    7. Jen Regen ‏@jennregen 2 Jul 2013

      @kellyoxford what about my boss?

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    8. Ryan Gunther ‏@ryan_gunther 2 Jul 2013

      @kellyoxford Alternative plan, if he asks why you're emotional say "I'm late". Turn that period into a party.

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    9. Lisa Cohen ‏@cohills 2 Jul 2013

      @kellyoxford Or going through "the change." #PMStimes1000

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