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new york times bestselling author. huge fan of your work. i love Oprah and McDonalds. Instagram & Snapchat: kellyoxford

Los Angeles, CA via Edmonton
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    kelly oxford‏Verified account @kellyoxford 9 Oct 2016

    DID THE FLY FROM WESTWORLD JUST LAND ON HILLARY's FACE?? #needGIF

    6:20 PM - 9 Oct 2016
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      2. lesleyquick‏ @lesleyquick 9 Oct 2016
        Replying to @kellyoxford

        I thought there was just a fly on my TV!

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Sydnē Deon‏ @_SydneDeon 9 Oct 2016
        Replying to @lesleyquick @kellyoxford

        Lol I did too! For a moment, I started looking around my room trying to see where it flew. (-_-)

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. lesleyquick‏ @lesleyquick 9 Oct 2016
        Replying to @_SydneDeon @kellyoxford

        If she didn't flinch when an insect landed on her FACE, I 100% trust her with the nuclear codes.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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    1. Holly V. Kapherr‏ @chefhollywog 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @kellyoxford

      OMG THAT FLY IS NOT IN MY HOUSE???

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      2. Katie Krongard‏ @Katiekrongard 9 Oct 2016
        Replying to @kellyoxford

        and she didn't even flinch because #QUEEN

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Jennifer‏ @enjalla 9 Oct 2016
        Replying to @Katiekrongard @kellyoxford

        she is used to flies landing on her???

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    2. shannon kozee‏ @shankakes 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @kellyoxford

      I thought it was on my tv!

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    3. Leisa‏ @leisaleisa 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @kellyoxford

      ha I thought it was a fly in my house!

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    4. Alex‏ @AlexanderDoyle_ 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @kellyoxford

      OKAY I THOUGH I IMAGINED

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    5. Irish Grimes‏ @RookieBlue_Ljo 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @kellyoxford

      lmfao

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      2. Shira Lenchewski, RD‏ @Shira_RD 9 Oct 2016
        Replying to @kellyoxford

        love that she didn't flinch tho 💅🏽

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    6. Chip Dickerson‏ @makemeister 10 Oct 2016
      Replying to @kellyoxford

      , @god was like, "@BernieSanders got the last bird, this is the best I've got right now."

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    7. crickets‏ @tammymdj 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @kellyoxford

      yes cause she is a programmed unfeeling robot, whose wires crossed and is now set on evil and destroying our country!

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    8. neptunianblues‏ @neptunianblues 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @kellyoxford

      We thought it was on our own tv! 😂

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    9. Shay Nartker‏ @shaynartker 9 Oct 2016
      Replying to @kellyoxford

      I saw that too!

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    10. Gem‏ @gemfizzle 9 Oct 2016
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      OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY TV

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    11. Jorge Proaño‏ @jorge2k 9 Oct 2016
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      I saw that!

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    12. Ms. Understood‏ @ydprice 10 Oct 2016
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      @emperorphil flies are always attracted to evil!

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