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@kellyoxford

Instagram & Snapchat: kellyoxford new york times bestselling author. huge fan of your work. only impressed by new money. i love Oprah and McDonalds.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Nov 2015

    7yr old "Do women get their periods on weekends too?" Me "Yes" 7yr old mutters to herself "Jesus Christ"

    27,505 retweets 50,477 likes
  2. 12 hours ago

    We have to do better than all this "the world is coming to an end." The world is not coming to an end. The world is changing.

    1,433 retweets 2,297 likes
  3. 13 hours ago

    police lives matter and black lives matter, these are not mutually exclusive.

    516 retweets 1,334 likes
  4. 13 hours ago

    If I went back and told my 10yo self there would be people arguing against "black lives matter" in 2016, I wouldn't have believed it.

    192 retweets 963 likes
  5. Jul 5

    When I take off my glasses and try to see, I understand why at one time average life expectancy was 30.

    765 retweets 2,050 likes
  6. Jul 5

    I want a ball cap that reads, "ONLY IMPRESSED BY NEW MONEY."

    90 retweets 520 likes
  7. Jul 4

    LA, Can I charge my crystals under all of these fireworks?

    59 retweets 343 likes
  8. Jul 4

    Los Angeles is insane on the 4th.

    Sounds like a tiny war in the distance.
    12 retweets 95 likes
  9. Jul 4

    Los Angeles has been 5mins of straight "finale" firework sounds and I've seen zero fireworks.

    28 retweets 297 likes
  10. Jul 4

    Who thinks Taylor Swift made Tom Hiddleston the "I heart TS tank" ?

    145 retweets 977 likes
  11. Jul 2

    "You know how everyone wants unisex bathrooms now? Six flags 'lazy river' was the first one of those." My 12yr old son

    558 retweets 2,753 likes
  12. Jul 2

    Watching 's Snapstory is the only entertainment anyone needs for a sludge-like Saturday night.

    3 retweets 57 likes
  13. Jul 2

    I took my son to a crystal shop. "I don't believe in this art form."

    92 retweets 958 likes
  14. Jul 1

    Oh man I already forgot that I snapped that. SNAPCHAT: kellyoxford

    I'd do Bryan Adams
    4 retweets 80 likes
  15. Jul 1

    Thanks I'm sleeping with the lights on after your lil old man in plaid ghost story on snapchat.

    5 retweets 32 likes
  16. Jul 1 Chandler, AZ

    Thanks to and her majestic account, I now know that Shania Twain's real name is Eilleen! That's magic, bruh.

    2 retweets 29 likes
  17. Jul 1

    🇨🇦🎶 's snaps are on point. Better than the MuchMusic countdowns I used to watch in the 90s.

    2 retweets 14 likes
  18. Jul 1

    It's Canada Day. So it's time to bust out 's playlist 🇨🇦

    8 retweets 23 likes
  19. Jul 1

    Please enjoy the Canadian music I'm providing you, all day today, the 4th anniv. of me moving to USA & Canada day!

    9 retweets 93 likes
  20. Jul 1

    I just found out I don't have to move! Enjoy my Canada Day Mix! ♫

    4 retweets 133 likes
  21. Jun 30

    This afternoon I found out my landlord wants her house back. I have to move again. Someone drive me into the ocean. 😥😒😒

    13 retweets 371 likes

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