Kelly Sims

@kellylsims

Grew up on the south side of Chicago without a zip on my mouth. Formerly head of comms at , , Abernathy MacGregor

San Francisco
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2008.

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  1. 1. velj

    Who’s going to make a baby cam with thermal imaging to alert you if your kid has an elevated temp overnight? I’d pay ~anything for this.

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  2. 21. sij
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  3. 21. sij

    There is no show with more belly laughs per second than The Office. Watching an old episode, and I haven’t felt this carefree in years!

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  4. 15. sij

    Update: I am officially the oldest person left in San Francisco.

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  5. 3. sij

    Who wants to send me their New Zealand recommendations? Keep in mind we'll have a 2-year-old in tow...so probably no sky diving (sadly).

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  6. 23. stu 2019.

    If you fly without noise-canceling headphones please explain yourself.

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  7. 22. stu 2019.

    I’m in a place where the current Fahrenheit temp starts in a 3. Pray for me, Californians.

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  8. 21. stu 2019.

    Formal reference checks are more often than not a joke. Wishing these two luck on redefining the process and giving more diverse candidates a fairer shot.

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  9. 7. stu 2019.

    2-year-old Winston’s art is officially for sale.

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  10. 29. lis 2019.

    In fairness I did warn you that the mafia was becoming a thing. Congratulations and team!

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  11. 23. lis 2019.

    50% of the time my 2-year-old says “dad” like “duh” and there’s a reason for everything in this universe.

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  12. 22. lis 2019.

    Guy next to me in the Chipotle line, incredulous: “You only want a little guac?! How can you not like guac?!” Me: “I do. I just feel like they put too much of everything on.” Guy: “Huh. Well, I probably work out more than you do.”

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  13. 13. lis 2019.

    My 2 year old just ate his first taco and I’m praising him like he won a Pulitzer. Good with it.

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  14. 10. lis 2019.

    I literally cannot. The depth of corruption, hypocrisy, sexism, and lawlessness at every level is mind blowing.

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  15. 5. lis 2019.

    Congratulations ! The Stripe mafia is becoming a thing.

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  16. 3. lis 2019.

    The cost and marketing of “fertility supplements” is beyond predatory. For god sake somebody please regulate this stuff .

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  17. 1. lis 2019.

    I’m truly alarmed by the number of people on this flight watching Aladdin.

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  18. 19. ruj 2019.

    I often tell people that you have to think of your brand in the wild, when it gets rained on and blown over in the wind. Wind and rain right here. – mjesto: Murray's Bagels

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  19. 8. ruj 2019.

    Who has Barcelona restaurant suggestions for me?

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  20. 16. kol 2019.

    Freedom is: googling whatever you want in normal vs incognito mode ("best margarita machine ever") because you're not on a work computer and it can't come back to haunt you...

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