kelly stocker

@kellyjstocker

Adventurer, writer, karaoke aficionado, creative strategist, lifehack nerd, soft rock enthusiast. DJ. 🤓🌺🎙️

Austin, TX
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Joined September 2011
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  1. Jun 9

    When Florida shows up, it shows up for real. Not pictured: four days of deluge. ⛈️⛈️⛈️ @…

  2. Jun 9

    This feels like a reasonable for to be awake and driving to my flight

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  3. Jun 7

    Rockin a serious fro in this Florida weather.

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  4. Jun 7

    I'm so "value driven" that I drove to the grocery store rather than drink the $25 wine available conveniently in the mini-fridge

  5. Jun 6

    Have you ever really thought about sneeze guards? So gnarly, yet so necessary

  6. Jun 6

    I just walked into , pointed at my pizza face & was like... "can we solve this?"

  7. May 31

    I just learned about "reborners." Its a scary corner of the craft world that is 100% terrifying

  8. May 31

    5 Stars: Trump’s Tripadvisor Reviews About Middle East Are Going Viral, And People Are Seriously Confused

  9. May 30

    TRUE OR TRUE: should lead a meditation series with soothing beats & dulcet tones?

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  10. May 29

    Now that & are back in : Estimate surge pricing with Ride Fair

  11. May 29

    Happy memorial day!

  12. May 28

    If I add tofu to something, it makes it healthy right?

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  13. May 28

    Okay when are Chinese restaurants going to stop giving out that fake hot mustard? It's basically like gross yellow paste

  14. May 27

    Outstanding: These High School Teens Invented a Straw That Could Detect Common Date Rape Drugs

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  15. May 27

    IFFFF I have more than 10 emails in my inbox, its panic time. for life

  16. May 26

    Apparently Naples Flo-rida is in my future. Any recs?

  17. May 26

    I feel so apathetic about all the audiobooks I've downloaded for this roadtrip

  18. May 26

    Sent a package to a hospital in Corpus for a friend & they're acting like they've never received a delivery before. WTFFFFF

  19. May 26

    Feeling pretty by the amazingness of summer skip day at the pool. Not…

  20. May 26

    Happiness is finally getting home when your bladder is full ta burstin

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