kellydeal

@kellydeal

No. Sorry. I'm not kellEy deal. Not a Breeder at all. No kids. No band. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Chicagoish, IL
Joined July 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 May 2009

    Eddie Money has 2 tickets to paradise, pack your bags & leave tonight. But carry-on only. He's not paying shit to check bags, woman.

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  2. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Okay I need help and I’m serious: Who knows in person badger behavioral things? Please retweet at will.

    4 replies 4 retweets 6 likes
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  3. 11 hours ago

    UPDATE: 💩 is out, too. I don’t know what to tell you my fellow Olds, I’m just here to report the facts.

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  4. Jan 21

    The most important thing I’ve learned from TikTok is only old people use the laugh/cry emoji anymore and the kids (like, kid kids 18 and under) say they would rather die than use it. 😂

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  5. Jan 20

    Look, no one is happier than me but TOO MUCH HUGGING. Y'all need to get back to 6-feeting it.

    1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Madam Vice President

    1 retweet 11 likes
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  7. Jan 20

    Aretha's Hat > Gaga Bird Pin

    2 retweets 14 likes
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  8. Jan 20

    Also trending soon: GAGA BIG ASS BIRD PIN

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  9. Jan 20

    "Chucks svg" is trending on Etsy search. Home crafters are revvving up their Cricuts for some badass Kamala fan art. I LOVE IT.

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  10. Jan 17

    Since everyone's into sea shanties lately, you should watch BLOW THE MAN DOWN on Amazon if you're looking for something to watch tonight. Great cast of awesome ladies.

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  11. Jan 13

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 12

    y’all literally do not have to explain yourselves to men. not your decisions, not your onlyfans, not your hair, not your experiences, not your opinions, not your bodies, not what tiktok challenges you choose to do, none of it.let them yell into a rapidly growing void of relevancy

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  13. Jan 12

    Every time I use a can opener I think of that fucking story now.

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  14. Retweeted
    Jan 11

    Dr. Anthony Fauci thinks concerts should start at 6pm with a hard out at 9 and openers should not be allowed any "stage banter" as a precaution

    365 replies 1,362 retweets 20,784 likes
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  15. Jan 11

    I was real excited there for a sec.

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  16. Jan 10

    Real talk: has anyone actually ever done anything with or repurposed all of those iPhone boxes y'all been saving? Bonus if you answer YES and reply with what you've done. I WANT TO KNOW.

    1 reply 2 likes
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  17. Jan 8

    It took him that long to remember he had that account. 😂

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  18. Jan 8

    Is there a POTUS tumblr?

    1 reply 6 likes
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  19. Jan 8

    Ooops, that's right, he has a stalker account he uses to check up on exes that blocked him.

    1 reply 5 likes
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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    They began installing a conservative onto the Supreme Court before RBG’s body was in the ground in case you were wondering whether it was possible to move quickly on impeachment or invoking the 25th Amendment.

    284 replies 11,159 retweets 44,567 likes
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  21. Retweeted
    Jan 6

    Ossoff wins with a margin outside the requirement for a recount. I’ve been saving this gif for two months hoping to use it in a happy moment but… this is the moment we got.

    9 replies 45 retweets 221 likes
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