Keller Knoblock

@KellerKnoblock

bios are for dead people

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined May 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Lol couldn't resist

    53 replies 6,557 retweets 8,825 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Drain the swamp.

    The deaths of 80 DC ducklings have prompted a draining of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
    7 retweets 75 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    I wonder about jk rowling's political stance and then I remember that she made harry a cop

    11 replies 77 retweets 475 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    We all know it

    217 replies 52,834 retweets 136,724 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 2
    Replying to

    When they eventually arrest Jeff Sessions

    72 replies 1,804 retweets 4,891 likes
  6. Jun 8

    The Rock should be in every movie ever made. Including all past movies retroactively.

    Replying to @KellerKnoblock
    Well The Rock wasn't in the original Mummy movie so expect him in the sequel
    2 replies 8 likes
  7. Jun 8

    BUT HOW THEY GONNA REMAKE THE MUMMY AND NOT PUT THE ROCK IN IT?

    2 replies 11 likes
  8. Jun 7

    Currently stocking up on prized possessions. @ Los Angeles, California

    5 likes
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    Jun 7

    Phew! Wonder Woman Successful Enough That All Women May Live Another Day:

    3 replies 171 retweets 596 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    My tweets are terrible. Great. But terrible

    1 reply 4 retweets 22 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Oh, hell yes.

    I'm told by two WH sources that Pres. Trump does not plan to put down Twitter on Thursday. May live tweet if he feels the need to respond.
    2 replies 7 retweets 32 likes
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    Jun 6

    'Hit Parade' - The new single off MUTEMATH's forthcoming record 'Play Dead' - Out Now:

    5 replies 53 retweets 157 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    The Standing Rock Sioux,Quinault Nation, Swinomish Tribal Community & Tlingit & Haida Tribes have committed to upholding the Paris Agreement

    102 replies 3,965 retweets 11,592 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    THESE DUMB ASSHOLES ARE HOLDING LEFT HANDS

    438 replies 50,880 retweets 172,108 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    a Zelda game which plays in reverse: you start out with all the items, must put them back into the dungeons so link can go back to sleep

    30 replies 777 retweets 1,873 likes
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    Jun 3

    In 3 months, 3 immigrants have died at a private detention center in California

    13 replies 181 retweets 55 likes
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    Jun 2

    Happy 50th Bday Sgt. Pepper I know ur ass voted for Trump

    1 reply 47 retweets 288 likes
  18. Retweeted
    22 Jun 2015

    When someone asks "What's your favorite film?" instead of "What's your favorite movie?" I know instantly that my answer will disappoint them

    33 replies 1,481 retweets 4,459 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    You know, like an innocent guy would.

    White House confirms: They are reviewing whether to invoke executive privilege to prevent Comey from testifying before a congress next week.
    2 replies 33 retweets 65 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Rick, I'm gonna blow your fuckin mind by telling you about this thing called battery storage

    Sad to be criticized by the left for something as obvious as solar (clouds & darkness) and wind (calm winds) are not reliable or consistent.
    610 replies 14,205 retweets 41,892 likes

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