Kelly Sommers

@kellabyte

4x Windows Azure MVP & Former 2x DataStax MVP for Apache Cassandra, Backend brat, big data, distributed diva. Relentless learner. I void warranties.

Canada
Joined June 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Nov 2019

    If you ever became an op on an Efnet channel? Fuck if that wasn’t the longest vetting process of your life. Presidents have lower expectations on them than an Efnet op.

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  2. 11 hours ago

    This halftime show with Shakira and JLO is so awesome

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  3. 12 hours ago

    Wow Chiefs have a terrible run defence. Those gaps are massive

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  4. Feb 1

    Is there a way on iOS to install multiple versions for an app that doesn’t support multiple logins so you can run more than one instance?

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  5. Jan 30

    The latest analysis of etcd 3.4.3 is located here Also for all you Kubernetes ppl, keep in mind this is primary backing store of Kubernetes so anything Kube relies on is relevant in this analysis as it could affect Kubernetes guarantees too.

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  6. Jan 30

    Another great analysts of etcd 3.4.3 “If you use etcd locks, consider whether those are used to ensure safety, or simply to improve perf by probabilistically limiting concurrency. It’s fine to use etcd locks for performance, but using them for safety might be risky.”

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  7. Retweeted
    Jan 26

    Interesting work in Umbra on efficient buffer management for tiered storage via variable page sizes and tagged pointers that reference mmap’d backing stores:

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  8. Jan 26

    Does anyone know of any Windows app that can control individual app volume mixes and you can set hot keys for switching presets? It would be really helpful while streaming to have mixes with presets I can control per app.

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 26

    Last week I embarked on the greatest challenge of my 40+ years of programming: teaching coding to two groups of 7-11 year old primary school students. Anyone got advice? PS: MIT's Scratch project is pretty cool.

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  10. Retweeted
    Jan 24
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    Honestly I am very cautious about this language people have seen really bad stuff about this. I wouldn't be surprised if they cheated on the benchmark you linked.

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    Jan 24
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  12. Jan 24

    I hate being teased with a programming language that appeals to what I like but nobody uses. It’s so agonizing.

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 24

    They use the same trick as everybody else in the top 10 (syscall batching for responses). The code underneath everything is pretty neat.

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  14. Jan 24

    Is V the Rust we always wanted? *ducks*

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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 24
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    No null No global variables No undefined values No undefined behavior No variable shadowing Bounds checking Option/Result types Generics Immutable variables by default Pure functions by default Immutable structs by default 🤔

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  16. Jan 24

    The V language looks really interesting.

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  17. Jan 24

    iRacing - come race with us in 2020

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  18. Jan 24
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  19. Jan 24

    Some lunch time race streaming VR sim racing and music! A few mins of practice before the race starts in 20 mins!

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  20. Jan 24

    In the midst of all this USA impeachment drama, meanwhile in Canada we have our own controversy sparked by Justin Trudeau’s spending bonanza.

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  21. Jan 23

    Let’s make laughs about our silly software industry. What ridiculousness happened this week?

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