Anderson Cooper explaining how arraignment in Manhattan going to go, like there aren't 75 years worth of Law and Order on TV.
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The way I look at it, GPT4 is never wrong!
You see, it’s so powerful, far beyond our understanding, that it’s actually reporting on truths from other parallel universes (the problem being it doesn’t identify which universe).
#sarcasm twitter.com/anilkseth/stat…
I swear to FSM. If Picard's mom went crazy because she was impregnated by a Pah Wraith, I'm going to just cancel my Paramount+ subscription.
Every hour another conservative man cries on TV about Donald Trump's indictment...
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I keep seeing people like, "This charge is too small to bring against a former president."
So what should Trump be allowed to do that everyone else can't? DUI? Is that too small? Cocaine possession? Simple battery? Burglary? How big before we don't allow XPOTUS get away with it?
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It's kind of killing me that has Geordi do the space equivalent of finding a USB drive he KNOWS has malware on it, and plug it into his networked computer anyway.
"I think that the economic class war is the most important war going on in America. I think that by and large the culture war is a deliberate distraction from that" –
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I really wasn't expecting the 21st century to be a beat for beat remake of the 20th century.
Is everything a reboot these days?
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We can't link to our own website from Twitter? That's the whole fucking reason I'm here.
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New Penny Arcade for your Monday! 
penny-arcade.com/comic/2023/03/
penny-arcade.com/comic/2023/03/21
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Rupert Murdoch gave Trump son-in-law/aide Jared Kushner access to "Fox confidential information about Biden's ads," apparently showing them to him before they were public.
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But mostly, this "Superbowl Halftime Show" greatest hits medley is not the way you do this. The brilliance of "Star Trek 6" or "All Good Things" is how they were capstone restatements of the thesis of the lines the were ending. Not just fucking memberberries.
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OK. That's two episodes in, and I am almost ready to declare Picard Season 3 a shitshow.
It is amazing for all the hamfisted "easter eggs" they put in this that they can't get the mechanics of the world right.
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It’s no longer possible to go to a video arcade with kids because all of them have been turned into bars for millennials who weren’t old enough for video arcades in the first place.
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seems like a good day to remind everyone that in 1861, 11 senators and 3 representatives refused to accept Lincoln's electoral victory and they were expelled straight the fuck from Congress. and today, the insurrectionists are running the show. what the certified fuck
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Festivus came late this year.
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holy fucking shit, can a Republican make a nomination speech without airing all their stupid fucking imaginary grievances? of course they can't. what a bunch of fucking crybabies
If I was in Congress, I'd start having fun with it. "I'm voting for Zombie Tip O'Neill!"
I love how you dipshits are always screaming about ThE gRoOmErS and then when you have an actual predator in your midst it's oH My GoD tEh DeEp sTaTe pErSeCuTiOn and this is why nobody takes you clowns seriously. go clean up your own house and then maybe we can talk
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Cities just aren’t the same without furious suburbanites who think gridlock is something we did to them.
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Wow - Twitter - rate limiting your official app now? Or is that because I'm not blue?
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This whole Jan 6 thing is just another Game of Thrones thing, where I have watched the whole TV show and think, "I should read the book" but I know I never will.
holy fucking shit, all you dipshits screamed at me for four years that DoNaLd TrUmP dOnAtEs HiS SaLaRy, well guess fucking what: his tax returns prove he never did. just one more lie to add to the shitpile of obvious fucking lies
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Saved it for the lulz
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I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I certainly don't have any stupid fucking Joe Biden imaginary superhero cards. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult
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Airlines fired lots of pilots during the pandemic and so many of them retired. There’s now a pilot shortage as you can’t just mint people with the required 1,500 hours of flight experience overnight.
So now airlines are lobbying to get rid of copilots. 😬
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"Statistical nonsense at scale" is the phrase of the decade.
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#ChatGPT: remarkably coherent prose full of half-truths intermingled with boldly stated falsehoods masquerading as truths.
To an outsider, this is astonishing.
To an expert in this domain, this is nothing more than well-formed statistical nonsense at scale.
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The future is stupid.
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“ChatGPT simply makes it too easy for users to generate responses and flood the site with answers that seem correct at first glance but are often wrong on close examination.”
Told ya. theverge.com/2022/12/5/2349
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Holy shit! I knew being woke was bad, but I had no idea it was THIS bad!!!
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DeSantis' lawyers were forced by the court to define "woke." The lead lawyer described it as "The belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them."
floridapolitics.com/archives/57404
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Look, I know it is maybe not the most popular opinion these days, but my hot take is that Hitler was bad. Really the worst.
Look, rail workers. I'm just spitballing here, but if the entire economy will fall apart if you take a couple of days off, you probably deserve not just some sick days but a fuck ton more money.
Also here's your regular reminder that the Oath Keeper verdict, the Buffalo verdict, the Mar a Lago dinner, and the Proud Boys elections to local offices are part of THE SAME STORY about a rising and militant white power movement
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The court battle over early voting on Saturday isn't over.
An emergency petition to the Georgia Supreme Court to stop Saturday voting was filed this morning by the Georgia Republican Party, National Republican Senatorial Committee and Republican National Committee.
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