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I put the hearse in rehearse (she/her) Insta: @ kearabee
New York, NYkearabenton.comJoined August 2011

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a classic nyc moment - just made a whole friend on the subway who I will literally never see again. chloe you’re so cool and I hope you get into the grad school you want!!!!
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It took me literally two months to read one book and then I just read two in 24 hours - what if my brain could just do something normally????
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White Girl in Danger got canceled tonight for technical difficulties, but it would have been and my’s third show this week. we flew too close to the sun.
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realizing it’s going to take longer to do my makeup and set up my equipment than to record my two line self tape audition tonight 🫠
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I’m only just now wrapping my head around getting a new season of Shadow and Bone and a new season of Yellowjackets within a week of each other!!!
welp the inside plastic of my quip toothbrush broke and apparently it’s only under warranty if you’re subscribed to refills so there goes that expensive toothbrush!!
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wore a sweater vest with ducks on it today and let me tell you I have never been more popular
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and to be clear I LOVED working FOH. I made some of my best friends there, got to see amazing theatre, have some absolutely fun and wild stories, love working in the theatre industry - but hoo boy does this just double down on how the industry fails its workers
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working FOH I was grabbed, screamed at, cussed at all BEFORE the pandemic. and audience behavior and audacity has only gotten worse. pulling the article is an absolute disservice to the writers and the FOH workers who spoke up for themselves.
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how fucking bonkers to think the OG article was going to make people scared of going to the theater. IT’S NOT ABOUT THEM. it’s about continued abuse of FOH in the name of profit.
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EXCLUSIVE: Playbill pulled an investigation into Broadway audience misbehavior from its website after the renowned theater mag’s CEO complained it was “too salacious,” Confider has learned. trib.al/DEFONMN
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there are few feelings quite like watching your tax refund drop from several hundred dollars to owing money in the blink of an eye
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not sure how I ended up on the email list for Membership and Major Gifts for a large theatrical institution but hoo boy how do people afford these events they offer!!!
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sorry can someone point me to any reviews or interviews that explain wtf was going on with that super brief scene of Jewish caricatures in Infinity Pool??? cuz WOOF!
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I think we can all acknowledge that Bill Nighy’s nom is retroactive for his performance in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
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hmm yes time to play my favorite Shakespeare actor game: what monologue says I could convincingly play a young ingenue while also saying I can play the most annoying little gremlin man you’ve ever met?
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I feel like I missed the memo everyone else seems to have gotten that auditions are just suddenly back in person now???
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not me power reading my way through my current book so I can join the girlies and start reading Babel tomorrow 🫠
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the TikTok AI portrait thing really thinks I have red hair which has unfortunately got me thinking 🧐