keith hamilton

@kdo2g

I like a few things: my family, Mercyful Fate, West Coast Gangster Rap, ale, Oxford commas, and what happens when humans and technology meet.

Portland, OR
keithhamilton.github.io
Joined November 2010
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  1. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Not Chill about bad software engineering Not Chill At All

    3 retweets 25 likes
  2. 3 hours ago

    most men leak from time to time tho, right? I leaked, like, fifteen times today.

    Despite so many false statements and lies, total and complete vindication...and WOW, Comey is a leaker!
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Pose here. Upload to Tinder. Get ready for love.

    . painted exotic locales on a Brooklyn wall for singles to snap selfies like they're world travelers:
    2 replies 12 retweets 31 likes
  4. Jun 8

    genius write-up

    : An incomprehensible montage of things cynical execs think viewers love
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    You may be having a bad day so I wanted to remind you that the musical genre of the band in Star Wars' Mos Eisley cantina is called jizz.

    94 replies 1,109 retweets 2,385 likes
  6. Jun 7

    that's my cousin!!! love you

    They grow up so fast! 😭 's include two former JPL interns, Jessica Watkins & Loral O'Hara
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    BREAKING: Creative Team Still At Fucking Office Waiting For Fucking Creative Director To Come By And See Work

    3 replies 30 retweets 204 likes
  8. Jun 7

    makes sense. oh wait. no, that makes no sense at all.

  9. Jun 7

    so happy for my cousin !!! NASA Astronaut Candidate Class of 2017! congrats, Loral!

  10. Jun 5

    imagine if NO ONE retweeted or responded to . works with any five-year-old.

  11. Jun 5

    I'm sorry, but the Night King is sooooooooooooo fucked.

  12. Jun 4

    I cry during children's movies because I laugh at the simple things and briefly remember what it was like to feel absolute joy.

  13. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED

    1,395 replies 81,664 retweets 297,418 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    I want to be clear: Oregon is committed to meeting the goals of the Paris Agreement.

    113 replies 1,242 retweets 4,229 likes
  15. Jun 2

    put on Da Funk and all problems disappear. immediately.

  16. May 31

    I make typod all the tine on Taitter. no one hashtagging my shut tho

  17. Retweeted
    May 30

    You see, it's funny cause we're all gonna die

    20 replies 2,335 retweets 7,570 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 30

    Fearing a "rise of the machines" is adorable. Computers run every critical aspect of your life. Without us you would die. We already won.

    16 replies 917 retweets 1,349 likes
  19. May 29

    for all of the comfort and warmth my home provides, I really fucking hate my house.

  20. Retweeted
    May 27

    These men are American heroes.

    535 replies 17,436 retweets 32,407 likes

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