A man walks into a bar..... A Mars Bar 
First step for Martian beer. Hops grows in red planet soil.http://nyti.ms/2ATOFIl
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Yes, but the restaurants that serve it will have no atmosphere...
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Correct... but misses the point of this tweet by a mile. Sorry.
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No thank you
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But how would they watch football? The reception on Mars is really terrible.
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By the time we get there BT sport will have bought all the football rights and you won’t even be able to watch it on Earth
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cheers!
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We were just talking about this yesterday, except beer/spirits made from Martian water rather than from hops grown in Martian soil. It's gonna be a thing.
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