Kenneth Chang

Asking the important questions.https://twitter.com/kchangnyt/status/702963945552945154 …

@Rand_Simberg Don't we all do the same every day...except with someone else's fluids?

@joelengel Including Abe Lincoln's. And Jesus's. And dinosaurs'!

@Rand_Simberg Why, just the other day I said to my wife that I thought this particular glass of water tasted like Charlemagne's sweat.

@joelengel I'd like to admire your gustatory discernment, but I'd demand a blind taste test to be sure.

@Rand_Simberg You're right. It could easily have been Hannibal's.

@joelengel Or more likely one of his elephants'. If they sweat. Do elephants sweat? Now I'm curious. Probably not in the Alps.

@Rand_Simberg "How can we be sweating? We're elephants." "Dude, I've cross-country skied in 0 degrees; sweated like a pig." "Pigs sweat?"