Karen Bookatz

@kbookatz

Dance like at least two people are watching.

Breuckelen, NY
Joined February 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    26 Sep 2016

    SHE'S WEARING HIS POWER TIE. TOTAL MIND-FUCK MOVE. NICE.

    50 replies 921 retweets 3,667 likes
  2. Retweeted
    26 Sep 2016

    179 replies 1,286 retweets 2,157 likes
  3. 3 Apr 2016

    "I was not rolling my eyes at you - I was looking at up a cloud formation that looked a lot like Blake Lively."

    19 likes
  4. 1 Apr 2016

    ...and the cult millennial tv show 'Younger' just name-checked my local 'fancy absinthe cocktail' watering hole. F*%?^&&&k.

    1 like
  5. Retweeted
    9 Mar 2016

    Once arrived at a party & almost left because there was only one roll of toilet paper in entire bathroom, expected to sustain entire evening

    1 reply 66 retweets 340 likes
  6. Retweeted
    20 Jan 2016

    Communism: cold hard winters, gross soups.

    1 reply 68 retweets 134 likes
  7. Retweeted
    22 Jan 2016

    Soon, even D.C. will be Snowden.

    526 replies 6,965 retweets 11,991 likes
  8. 26 Oct 2015

    You should dance as if at least two people are watching.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  9. 21 Sep 2015

    "Mercury's in retrograde" is my default answer (apology) to everything today.

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  10. Retweeted
    19 Sep 2015

    Whoever keeps farting in the Quiet Car on the Amtrak train, you are both my greatest enemy & hero

    5 replies 35 retweets 196 likes
  11. 14 Sep 2015

    A 3-year girl just came up to me at the coffee shop to inform me that "it's jean jacket season." Nothing further.

    3 likes
  12. 8 Sep 2015

    "I just wanna be a part of a 'throuple.' It's so now." -

  13. Retweeted
    6 Aug 2015

    Girl it's only been 19 minutes and I'm EXHAUSTED!!!!

    2 replies 10 retweets 32 likes
  14. Retweeted
    1 Jun 2015

    I am prouder of Caitlyn Jenner than I am of my own son David.

    51 replies 799 retweets 3,039 likes
  15. 1 Jun 2015

    An LED Storm Cloud Is Turning Sound into Electricity | The Creators Project via

  16. Retweeted
    17 May 2015

    and Kimmy Schmidt is the Mad Men sequel. makes sense.

    No seriously the only way this had to end was Don becomes a cult leader; it's very clear to me now
    3 retweets 4 likes
  17. Retweeted
    14 Apr 2015

    this one's for you

    “The brutal hostilities started almost 4 billion years earlier than we previously thought.”
    1 retweet
  18. 1 Apr 2015

    What if Brooklyn was just one long April Fool's joke?

    3 retweets 6 likes
  19. 23 Mar 2015

    "Pardon my french but 'au bon pain.' "

    1 retweet 1 like
  20. 14 Mar 2015

    "Are you my one Twitter follower? It's great to meet you, ."

    1 like

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