Kaylee Wolfe

@kayleewolfe

I'm a woman with a lot of opinions.

Portland, ME
Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Nov 2015

    That moment when you knock back your insurance-subsidized birth control with a swig of white wine and realize you've made it in America.

    3 retweets 21 likes
  2. Jun 7

    If I had $1 for every time I've wished for more food delivery options in , I'd be able to afford 's outrageous fees.

    1 like
  3. Jun 7

    Current status: Feeling personally victimized by a yeast infection.

    1 reply 3 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    ME, ROMANTICALLY

    4 replies 76 retweets 470 likes
  5. Jun 4

    Mourning is nonlinear and hard and I don't like it.

    1 reply 6 likes
  6. Jun 4

    *nibbles local goat milk fudge*

    1 like
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    We are not your friends and you can't sit with us

    I am proud to support my LGBTQ friends and the LGBTQ Americans who have made immense contributions to our society and economy.
    392 replies 12,168 retweets 39,436 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 31

    Children are unconditionally important and a tool of persuasion ("think of the children!") unless they don't live in the US or aren't white

    1 retweet 3 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 28

    What if there was one big gofundme that everyone paid into and that helped anyone who needed medical treatment or unemployment

    1,366 replies 22,509 retweets 70,433 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 26

    Nobody told Al Gore to go away, and he won a fucking Oscar. Quit telling Hillary Clinton to shut up.

    29 replies 181 retweets 630 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 27
    Replying to

    Someone who reads a message board once then kills is part of ISIS. But somehow Jeremy Joseph Christian isn't part of a movement.

    19 replies 476 retweets 920 likes
  12. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2016

    they just show up and then they never go away

    39 replies 1,421 retweets 2,311 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 27

    Siri, what's the perfect metaphor for America being left behind as rest of the world tries to stop climate change?

    9 replies 95 retweets 173 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 23

    Tommy Arthur is set to be executed in Alabama on Thursday even though another man confessed to the killing in 2008.

    17 replies 328 retweets 182 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 22

    You know what it's not the time for? Your opinion on Ariana Grande and teen girl culture.

    230 replies 35,639 retweets 99,289 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 22

    Agreed. Stop with the damn loops on cable news. You'd do less harm just writing a check to the terrorist organization of your choice.

    Don't share gory pics. People have loved ones watching. Don't put panicked people on endless loop on TV. That's literally goal of terrorism.
    254 replies 1,196 retweets 4,094 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 20

    "ACTUALLY" IS NOT A PICKUP LINE

    1 reply 11 retweets 90 likes
  18. May 19

    Leftover Chinese food is bae.

  19. Retweeted
    May 17

    Abraham Lincoln was literally shot in the head

    Speaking at Coast Guard commencement, Trump says “no politician in history has been treated worse or more unfairly."
    741 replies 43,511 retweets 111,923 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 16

    OH SO AVOCADOS ARE WHY I CANT AFFORD A HOUSE THANK GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE OUR COUNTRY IS A CORPORATE RUN TRASH FIRE WHAT A RELIEF

    96 replies 10,602 retweets 24,547 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 16

    make matriarchy a legitimate form of government again.

    1 retweet 3 likes

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