Kayla

@kaylagcoons

I masquerade as an athlete but mostly I just tweet about TV.

Joined April 2009

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  1. Jul 6

    Dying at this. Also happy birthday, Stephen! Hard to believe I've known you for about 90% of those birthdays!

  2. Jul 5

    I've had hiccups all day. I'm just wondering how horrible I must've been in a past life to deserve this.

  3. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    if you have love, share it. if you have time, give it. if you have energy, spare it. the world, and the people in it, need more of it.

  4. Jul 4

    When a white girl whose Bitmoji is wearing "thug life" tries to be "woke" but actually doesn't understand baseball signage. I'm dying. 😂☠️

  5. Jul 4

    When the Amazon seller is super sketchy but also INCREDIBLY apologetic...

  6. Jul 4
  7. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    Nothing makes me want hotdogs less than watching the hot dog eating contest on TV.

  8. Jul 4

    Not as many as Joey Chestnut, that's for sure.

  9. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    Today we celebrate our freedom - something they can never take away. Happy 4th of July from ​.

  10. Retweeted
    Jul 3
  11. Jul 2

    Duolingo doing me dirty with this one! 😒

  12. Jul 1

    What is up with every person who tries the ANW course having to have some special nickname?

  13. Jun 30
  14. Jun 29

    She literally saw him play ONE game before going on the injury list. And he's her FAVORITE. I respect it.

  15. Jun 29

    I feel like that is a solid parenting win. For your 3 year old daughter to have a staunch opinion on an MLB player is a proud moment.

  16. Jun 29

    Everyday Elliot talks about Freddie Freeman being her favorite player and how excited she is for him to come back next week.

  17. Jun 29

    is my favorite thing to ever come out of Twitter

  18. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    But I would read 500 words And I would read 500 more Just to be the man who read a thousand words To avoid a stupid video

  19. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    Remember when an American president was someone your kids could look up to? Will we ever have that again?

  20. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    I want my life to be an on-the-knees response to you, not an on-the-pedestal lording over others. Amen. – Eugene Peterson, A Year with Jesus

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