😂 I have my version of chikku bukku rayile for this: naanga net revenue kettaka, neenga gross revenue dhan kudupinga. Naanga gross revenue kettaka, neenga ARR ku mathuvinga! Onnume vivarangal puriyalla…
ROFL. Love it! Had I known you had this talent we could have written a few more of these for some of Ben Edelman’s cases ( used to sit across from you)
How did the funds believe such huge valuations and write such large cheques based these fictional valuations without 1st demanding audited financials? I guess "Due Dilligence" seems to be a recent addition to the VC Dictionary...🤣