Katy Kelley

@katykelley

Delightfully ambiguous with a dollop of intellect.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined August 2008

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  1. 7 hours ago

    "Demons hate fresh air." Great creative advice from and a reasonable explanation why my head started rotating around on this, my 227th day stuck inside this endless NYC winter.

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  2. 19 hours ago
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  3. Apr 4

    This is real? This is REAL?! BEST STORY EVER

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  4. Mar 29
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  5. Mar 26

    As a huge fan of the maps in the beginning of fantasy novels, this thread is everything

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  6. Retweeted
    Mar 5

    'Vague Yet Intriguing Food Smell Wafting Down Office Hall Makes Me Hungry, But For What?' - title of my memoir

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  7. Feb 17

    This satisfies my needs and fulfills my Star Wars quota for the day. 🎵

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  8. Feb 12

    I have never seen Hamilton (SHAME 🔔) and by now I'm afraid to because audience members will be singing along. Worth it live or just download to soundtrack?

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    Feb 5

    Uh-oh. It looks like someone brought a knife to the magical soul-stealing sword fight... via

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  10. Retweeted
    21 Dec 2017

    The key to successfully working remotely: stop trying to find out if your colleagues are “available” or not. “Truth is, there are hardly any good reasons to know if someone’s available or away at any given moment.” “The presence prison” by

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  11. 13 Dec 2017

    Just searched "pants are dumb gifs" for a PPT deck. Life is looking up today!

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  12. 8 Dec 2017

    Now that has closed in NYC, how the hell do I mail all my gifts? Reccos for similar services in the area?

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    3 Dec 2017

    This version of Trivial Pursuit is from 2008 and I’ve never been madder at a question in my life.

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  14. 15 Nov 2017

    “Do you know what I like? Pizza and shapes.” - little kid next to me 🍕🔺🔸🔵

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  15. Retweeted
    11 Nov 2017

    What I hope everyday AR/VR will feel like.

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  16. Retweeted
    30 Oct 2017

    Write the article you wish you found when you googled something.

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  17. 31 Oct 2017

    Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a…

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  18. 28 Oct 2017

    Life goal achieved: I am the house that gives out full-sized candy.

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    8 Oct 2017

    Sunday on TV... Eat bad thing. Buy a new car. Ask your dr if it's right for you. Get drunk. Have $$$ for retiremint. Talking animal?

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