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🀘 Texan by the grace of God πŸ”± Sun Devils Class of 2022 βš–οΈ Future Attorney πŸ’• Mother of Hellraisers
My Heart is in TexasJoined May 2009

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Second time in two years I've had issues with not applying a promotion to my account. Current hold time: 2 hours 27 minutes
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There are no words to describe just how surreal this whole semester has been. In just five short weeks, all the long nights, early mornings, pots of coffee, and buckets of tears will finally be worth it. Good things come to those who fight. #ASU #ClassOf2022 #SummaCumLaude
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Mom instincts are next level. I just caught vomit in my hands and flung it outside so it wouldn't get all over my kid's jacket. Didn't even think, just reacted. 22yo me couldn't be in the same room as someone throwing up, now I'm actively putting myself in the line of fire
Finding all the pieces to a tiny human's replica CG uniform in a house where an active duty CG member resides is the equivalent to an Easter egg hunt where only one egg has a prize inside
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If I have to spend 45 minutes cleaning up after closers this morning, I'm making it my mission to get someone fired. I don't get paid extra to carry dead weight, do your job or find another πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
Praying for the Ehlingers during this difficult time. Proud to see so many laying down the rivalry to grieve with the Longhorns. You will be missed, Jake. πŸ€˜πŸ’”
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Our hearts are broken. We love you Jake. You’ll be dearly missed, but never forgotten. 48πŸ’”
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The Coast Guard (then called the Revenue Marine) was signed into law in August 4th 1790 from a bill passed by congress that was written by - and at the behest of - Treasury Secretary A. Ham. Happy Birthday to the and Coast Guard Team New York!
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#USCGbirthday #USCGHistory #USCG On August 4, 1790, the United States Revenue Cutter Service was born. Happy Birthday United States Coast Guard!! compass.coastguard.blog/2020/08/03/the
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Rewatching @CrimMinds_CBS season 13. I forgot how much I hated character, which just goes to show how talented she is. Love you Kim, but Agent Barnes is a total bitch πŸ˜‚
LSU has only played 2 ranked road games this year. Both games they only won by one score, and in both games (only) LSU's defense suffered mysterious cramps. Coincidence or...? πŸ€”πŸ€”