Y’all… my father is a big scary BUILT man, and he goes EVERYWHERE with his tiny ass yorkie.
He made them a “couples” costume this year. 🤣💀
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Not to be controversial, but did y’all know people can be fans of things WITHOUT knowing every fact, backstory, and detail about it????
Wild, I know.
Shout out to the communities that stick around when their streamer takes some time off, plays a different game, changes things up, etc.
Sometimes we have to do those things for our mental health, and your support during those times really means the world.
I have special Velcro straps for extra friction
Did it hurt? When you thought you responded and two weeks passed before you realized you had not
Please don’t complain about ads when you’re in a stream. If you don’t want to see them, pay for a sub. If you can’t afford a sub, watch the ads.
We don’t want them either, but ads give us a little $$ in this job that doesn’t guarantee pay while still giving you content for free.
My toxic trait is that if you try to tell me how to play a game, I will do the exact opposite and make sure we both suffer.
Babe, are you okay? You haven't sent a message in all caps recently.
Shout out to the people who talk in chat when the starting soon screen is up.
You instantly KO my brain gremlins that tell me no one’s going to show up to my stream. 🥲
Just got a hate raid, so I’m taking a moment to shove a BIPOC creator succeeding in everyone’s faces.
Hi, it’s me and you can’t stop me ❤️
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I did not pay $60 for a game to piss myself off so much that I’ll never want to play it and finish it.
LET US ENJOY WHAT WE’VE SPENT OUR HARD EARNED CASH ON. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
HOLY MOLY!!!! If you need me, you can find me SCREAMING FOREVER because Microsoft so kindly gave me a brand new Xbox Series X! I can't wait to give it a try~
Thank you so much 🥺💚
I wish more guys were considerate like you 😤
Pay attention BOYS
You ever think how cool it is when people lurk in your stream?
They don’t need you to be holding a conversation directly with them to stick around, they literally just show up for your vibes and want to hang with YOU to help them pass their day.
I think that’s so neat ☺️
If you properly gender your friends, but purposely misgender people you don't like... let me tell ya
You're not the ally you think you are.
Make a safe word for your community.
Sometimes teasing goes too far or sometimes compliments make people uncomfy. In my community, if someone uses the safeword FOR ANY REASON it is understood by all that we stop and move on.
It's one of my favorite rules.
One day my parents said “don’t talk to strangers on the internet” and the next thing I knew, all of my friends were the strangers on the internet.
Repeat after me:
A real compliment does not include down-talking someone else.
Gentle reminder to respect boundaries and not trauma dump in streamers' chats.
We're happy to entertain you, support you, and want to help, but we're not professional therapists nor are we built to combat all struggles.
When you’re a man just trying to read a good book, but you married a fucking nerd.
What if I posted two more photos because I was feeling 10/10 today?
It’s Juneteenth, and you’ll probably see a lot of wonderful black creators coming across your timeline today (yay!) and you’ll want to support them, but make sure you keep that energy up all year round.
Don’t just think of us during trauma and holidays.
General rule:
Don’t be chilling in someone’s chat and then say “so-and-so just went live, so I’m going to go watch their stream”.
So, you hate ads? 😎
Here are some ideas for you to try to avoid the ads while also making sure your content creator takes home that bag.
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It's 2021.
Throw the ✨I'm not like other girls ✨ energy in the trash.
If someone has self-deprecating humor, it’s not an invitation for you to throw your own insults of them into the ring too.
Y’all let “nostalgia” control too much in your life. You’re adults now, and as an adult you should realize the impact of your actions.
Do you grunt along when your in-game character does physical exertion or are you normal?
people like to say they care about and are allies to marginalized communities, but when asked to do the BARE MINIMUM (i.e. don’t play/support a game) that’s apparently TOO MUCH for them
Did I mention my mods and some of my community members surprised me with a RGB neon sign as a partner gift?? 🥺
Thinking about the person that gifted 150 subs over a stream and then proceeded to say the only reason people were in stream were because of him.
May he be a reminder that no matter what you give, you cannot mistreat me — you will be removed from my realm of the internet ❤️
psst. hey you.
unfollow that person you're hate-following just to keep tabs on.
you don't need that kind of energy in your life.
Hey ,
What if you gave us ALL 70/30 split up to $100K 👀
I promise to give you 50/50 when I pass that threshold (:
If all the bigots are uninstalling CoD, maybe it'll be an enjoyable game to play lmaoooo
To my fellow “loud” streamers,
You’re not too loud. They’re just too weak to handle you 💕
Some people find it strange that people say “love you!” to new friends, and that’s fine. But honestly, if we’re friends, I love you!
I want the very best for you, I want to see you succeed, and I never want you to feel alone or forget that you are so very loved ❤️
Someone came into stream yesterday and mentioned Betty White. I already knew, but asked them not to do that to streamers. So let’s discuss why not to bring death and traumatic announcements into streams:
Content creators, please surround yourself with more than just yes men.
If you have no one in your friend group that would ACTUALLY check you, that’s not a good group to have.
Make sure the energy they’re spending to check strangers is the same energy they’d give you.
gorgeous gorgeous girls cancel their plans and stay home for New Years
When streamers say they're "chaotic" they just mean they probably have undiagnosed ADHD.
gentle reminder that just because i have a hot piece of ass of a husband that i love and adore does not mean i am straight 🥰
If this is the first year you’re considering not celebrating July 4th because of the injustices you’re currently seeing, you really haven’t been listening to or even recognizing the black and brown folks around you.
If you're one of the creative folks hosting cool and clever shows on your stream, please make sure your guest lineup doesn't just look like
⬜️🤍◽️🥚🥛👻◽️⛄️⬜️🟤⬜️🧂
This year will be my fifth year streaming on Twitch. My second year of streaming consistently.
I tell you this because I am not partnered (yet) and that's okay. People hit goals at different times, AND THAT DOES NOT IMPACT YOUR WORTH OR YOUR SUCCESS.
Focus on you, babes 💖
“You should be the bigger person.”
Sweetie, I’m 5’2” — it’s just not meant to be.
Someone told me my face “looks goofy” which I found to be a super weird way to say hot, but go off king ✨
Look, I'm just saying... Fortnite without building is actually incredibly enjoyable.
Three pretty best friends? It’s more likely than you think. ✨
Dear southern areas -- Don't give people shit when they're experiencing the heat that you're acclimated to.
Dear northern areas -- Don't give people shit when they're experiencing the cold that you're acclimated to.
Elves have been popularized as tall, lengthy creatures with pointy ears, so I am here to claim that Santa actually works with goblins.
He asked me to marry him, and I made a joke that we should get married on 6/9…
So we got married on 6/9 (:
Happy 3 years of that married life ❤️
Vain post because I need it right now.
I’m hot. I’m hot. I’m hot. I’m hot.
please dear god, if your shoutout command plays a random clip from my channel DO NOT 👏🏽 SHOUT ME 👏🏽 OUT 👏🏽
If you’re vaccinated, please keep wearing your mask.
The mask was never meant to protect YOU, it was to protect others.
Seeing everyone ditch the masks because they’re ✨ vaccinated ✨ is very telling.
I know y’all want to love OW2, but the sexual harassment, the union busting — this shit is still coming out.
There are so many other games to play.
First Ren Faire was a success thanks to these two cuties ⚔️✨
How NOT to point out audio issues:
- OMG UR SO FUCKING LOUD
- AHHH MY EARS 😡
- STOP TALKING I CANT HEAR THE GAME
How to point out audio issues:
- I think your mic level might be a bit high, it sounds like it’s peeking!
- The game sound seems really low, can you turn it up?
I have a literal work of art on my arm 😭❤️
I can’t wait to add more 😈
CODENAMES?!?! ME?!?!
I'M IN CODENAMES ONLINE?!?!?!?!
what the HECK 🥹
I’m a simple person.
I see hot, strong woman — I must kneel and scream praises.
Learn to be a cheerleader.
I promise it’s way more fun to get hyped over people’s successes than to pout in your jealousy.
In an attempt to consume less sugar, I’d like to be a sparkling water drinker. Unfortunately, each one I’ve tried tastes like POISON.
Pls internet, tell me which brands/flavors are the best of the best and don’t taste like a lime imagining a lemon farting in another room.
remember, the ability to "not care about politics" is a privilege not everyone has
Reminder that people don’t have to do anything EXTREME for you to ban them from your channel.
Someone came in and said “shut up” and my mod immediately banned them.
Keep the vibes you want, believe me — they’ll have plenty of other channels to occupy space in.
I don't care if you have two followers or two million followers. PLEASE take internet safety seriously.
I just saw someone post a video of them unboxing something, and their full name and address was on the box.
There are some wild people out there. Y'ALL GOTTA BE SAFER.
Happy New Year, ya filthy animals ✨
Good morning! It’s official ✨
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If I ran a D&D campaign guiding you through the short story tales of a party of Black adventurers, who would be there to watch? 👀
EVERY WEEK OF 2023 I AM GOING TO ATTEMPT TO WATCH A NEW MOVIE SO I CAN STOP SAYING “yeah I’ve never seen that”.
Please. What are some MUST-SEE films from like the 80s onward?
I love Bo Burnham, but after seeing my pals’ responses to his latest special I’m afraid to watch it and just tumble into an existential brain void 🥲😂
He’s had it too good for too long
“Woah, what happened? You’re pulling in more than 10 viewers now????” isn’t presented as the compliment you think it is.
❤️
MODS ARE ASLEEP SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL THE TWEETUMS THAT I HAVEN'T OPENLY TOLD THE INTERNET BUT YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY ASSUMED.
🏳️🌈 i'm here + i'm queer babyyyyyy 🏳️🌈
alright, my interruption is over. go back to being sexy.
Raise your hand if other people’s content* succeeding has had no negative impact on your content succeeding.
🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️
*including but not limited to hot tub streams, “tiddy streamers”, and other women just existing and being attractive on the internet
SHES SO HAPPY AND CUTE
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I bought my dog a pink bandana and now every time she comes up to me or passes by me I say "LOOK AT YOU IN YOUR PINK BANDANA" and she gets SUPER excited, and I just wanted to share that with y'all.
Ok enjoy your day 
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Y'all, do not underestimate the power of the block button to keep your peace.
Random decides to be even slightly sassy? Block.
Person decides to diminish your happy post? Block.
Rando talks down to you? Block.
Someone being rude on SOMEONE ELSE'S post? BLOCKITY BLOCK BLOCK.
note to self and whoever else needs to hear it:
stop comparing yourself and your progress to other people. if i compare myself to those around me, i look like i'm failing. if i compare me to myself a year ago, i'm kicking ass and taking names.
we love personal progress 💖