Katie NotopoulosVerified account

my friend went to highschool with a boy who, at 16, managed to steal guy fieri’s lamborghini

¹ Long story: History teacher would let students bring phones, iPods, etc. (all banned by the school) to class b/c he believed that if you needed music or something else to help you do your busy work, then do it. School puts a stop to it. Girl decided to bring one anyway.

² Being told he has to, he sends her to the office for doing it. Mad that she got in trouble, she accuses him of sexual assault. He is suspended. By the time the school realizes she lied, he had another job lined up at a school in the next county over.

Two of the vice principals got into a fistfight at school because they were both having an affair with the (married) front office lady.

I have reliably been informed this was actually the principal and the vice principal, two years before the principal's final outster. #memories #nolove #abrhs

A buddy of mine made Vote for me for class president shirts that said "Y'all don't know Skeet Skeet" on the back and passed them around. Dozens of students (& teachers) wore them for weeks until someone told the principal what it meant.

I got kicked out an election for running as D-Unit (50 Cent was big at the time) the VP banned me from the election because she “knew” what body part I was talking about.

so many. i'm old so i've forgotten a bunch. but: - 15yo girl met an old (40+) dude online (this is early 90s btw, WAY before being online was commonplace), he drove all the way from (OK?) to meet her, they ran away together and IIRC she got pregnant w/ him, had his baby

- guy recovers from a terrible illness (was on his deathbed), decides celebrate by going for a joyride w/ friends in back of a friend's truck, he falls out and dies. (. sorry, that was sad. but also darwin-award-worthy. but also sad.)