Tweets

  1. Aug 11

    A Trump supporter just spelled politician "politition." Not sure whether to laugh, cry, or sick up.

    1 like
  2. Aug 9

    TRUMP: PUTTING THE ASS IN ASSASSINATION

    25 retweets 80 likes
  3. Aug 9

    R. I. P. Padraig Duggan....sigh*

  4. Aug 4

    They should make sweat-colored shirts.

    2 retweets 36 likes
  5. Jul 28

    Your Free Trump ScoreTM is 633 - Very bad person, sad!

    2 likes
  6. Jul 25

    My Vocabulary Size is about: 【30500】! What about you?

    1 like
  7. Jul 23

    Beach day on Mars

    478 retweets 622 likes
  8. Jul 21

    Okay, I just encountered the term Paleoconservatism. Before I look it up, Ima just luxuriate in visions of guys in ties chasing mastodons.

    18 retweets 97 likes
  9. Jul 19

  10. Jun 30

    UK can't even find a decent Trump impersonator.

    154 retweets 408 likes
  11. Jun 29

    I'm in LA and ready for ! Join me Friday at 's booth! You don't wanna miss my Rachnera !

    17 retweets 98 likes
  12. Jun 28

    Stop blowing stuff up.

  13. Jun 24

    Pardon my....Scottish? LOVE THIS!

    1 retweet 3 likes
  14. Jun 23

    "....fractured my humorous."

  15. Jun 17

    Projected temp for this coming Monday (HERE, not the desert): 120 F. Just kill me now.

  16. Jun 16 Manhattan, NY

    Gunsplaining. Lotta that going on.

    20 retweets 62 likes
  17. Jun 14

    [Someone shoots up PP in the name of Christ] "He wasn't a TRUE Christian." [Someone shoots up anywhere in the name of Allah] "BAN MUSLIMS!"

    334 retweets 742 likes
  18. Jun 8

    AUTOCORRECT, YOU SON OF A BITCOIN

    202 retweets 518 likes

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