Katie Zack

@katiefzack

Most likely currently lost and/or eating. I work on a Comedy Central show that Trump hates a lot.

NYC
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Joined May 2009
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  1. Feb 25

    "911, what's your emergency?" "I just met someone who said Salt & Pepper is their favorite chip flavor." "Okay sending police immediately."

    1 retweet 7 likes
  2. Feb 12

    2017 is that scene in Lord of the Rings when you think the fire beast is dead and gone but then its whip shoots up and kills Gandalf.

    3 retweets 10 likes
  3. Feb 12

    Very generous of Beyoncé to allow the Grammys to occur during her concert.

    12 retweets 22 likes
  4. Feb 11

    Matt Damon 2015: Sorry I said all that whack shit about diversity, hopefully now we can all learn from the dialogue. Matt Damon 2017: Lol jk

    1 retweet 16 likes
  5. Feb 10

    "Children is free labor...?" - Betsy DeVos brainstorming

    1 retweet 16 likes
  6. Feb 10

    I miss when the biggest national scandal was that Dr. Phil wasn't a doctor.

    1 retweet 16 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Feb 9

    lol at anyone who thought a woman president would be too emotional

    SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!
    197 replies 62,410 retweets 139,331 likes
  8. Feb 10

    K I got hacked and lost a ton of followers, whatevs. Fixed now. You're welcome for all your sweet sunglasses deals.

    1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes
  9. Jan 10

    "Joe, I am also proud to be your dad."

    1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
  10. Jan 9

    Poor Wittle Donald got his feewings hurt :( Are you okay, ? :( Did the bad lady in the picture box make you sad? :(

    1 retweet 22 likes
  11. 23 Dec 2016

    Looking back on it, I fell down a flight of stairs at 12:50am on January 1st. Apparently 2016 was just getting warmed up.

    2 retweets 13 likes
  12. 28 Nov 2016

    I used to like seeing dogs in commercials but now I just see them and think "that pug is making more money than I am."

    5 retweets 24 likes
  13. Retweeted
    9 Nov 2016

    "To all the women...who put their faith in this campaign and in me...nothing has made me prouder than to be your champion." —Hillary

    3,129 replies 89,576 retweets 258,029 likes
  14. 2 Nov 2016

    The Cubs coach looks like if Robert Dinero got cast in a live action version of "Up."

    3 retweets 18 likes
  15. Retweeted
    30 Sep 2016

    biggest plot twist of our generation

    128 replies 17,334 retweets 25,507 likes
  16. 26 Sep 2016

    "Trump, you murdered your family and ate their bodies instead of going to the grocery store." "Good business. That makes me smart."

    5 retweets 23 likes
  17. 2 Aug 2016

    DEAR NEIGHBOR PRACTICING BELTING MARIAH CAREY SONGS AT MIDNIGHT ON A TUESDAY, u have a v good voice but I wish upon you immediate death.

    1 reply 22 likes
  18. 27 Jul 2016

    Hopefully the open bag of candy my roommate left out isn't a social experiment or he is getting a lot of data about my lack of self control.

    1 retweet 13 likes
  19. 26 Jul 2016
    Replying to

    My mom got called in to my school once, stared the principal down, said "If my daughter were a boy, would we be here right now?" and left.

    3 retweets 15 likes

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