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  1. Pinned Tweet
    4 Oct 2016

    Sometimes I loiter in the produce section so I can be there when the fake thunderstorm hits.

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    Apr 4

    . is a master interviewer. With one question, I feel like I've just peered into the essence of three Ringer staffers.

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  3. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    god bless , and for offering parental advice on how to make kids shut TF up

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  4. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Try to remember this simple rule of thumb at Epcot: There's always somebody behind you & you're probably in somebody's way.

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    Apr 2

    Just been told security staff at Augusta National have been handed a sheet with a list of sayings that are prohibited. I'm told "dilly dilly" is one of them. Patrons who shout out these phrases will be "removed" immediately.

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  6. Apr 1

    RABBIT RABBIT

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    One week away, so I'm going to share some of my favorite Masters pics. Feel free to add yours to the thread. This, by Fred Vuich for SI, was taken as Tiger played 18 to complete the Tiger Slam in 2002 and is a work of art.

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  8. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Why are they all dressed like they just joined a cult Van Der Beek started?

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  9. Mar 26

    Just pressed play on Season 1, Episode 1 of Breaking Bad. Finger on the pulse over here.

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  10. Mar 26

    His: “Damon could not be reached for comment.” Hers: “Damon, speaking by phone from Hawaii where he is on vacation, said he was excited to come to Oakland.”

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    Mar 26

    Alternate headlines for this story about the death of internet comedy by me and : "L-O-HELL." "LAUGHING MY ADS OFF." "I CAN'T EVEN (BEAT THIS ALGORITHM)." "For Sale. ROFLCOPTER. Never Flown."

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  12. Retweeted
    Mar 25

    Did not expect an NYTimes Vows story to take this dark turn to an FSU-Miami game:

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    Mar 24
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  14. Mar 23

    the purest elevator banter is the exchange between two people pushing strollers in different directions

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  15. Mar 23

    LITTLE EXCAVATOR is the perfect book

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    Mar 22

    Interviewee: [Mailer] came out of the Mad Men era of the ’50s and thought that men needed to be strong and masculine, but [he] was never accused of hurting any women Interviewer: He stabbed his wife! Interviewee: Oh, he stabbed his wife, yeah

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  17. Mar 22

    “They don't want the old Tiger out here because the old Tiger didn't look at you, didn't talk to you and didn't care if you lived or died.” (via )

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    Mar 22

    One reason to admire Alan Dershowitz is that his name rearranges into so many of the New Order ripoffs that played Manchester's Hacienda from 1984 to 1991: Ethanol Wizards, Notarized Shawl, Towline Hazards and of course Zonal Dishwater. None ever hit the big time. Sad.

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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 22

    Here's more about the real-life inspiration for Bobby Axelrod from our friend :

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    Mar 22

    BILLIONS S1 pod is LIVE! - Power dynamics - All about the real-life Axe - Seven amazing Wags lines 🤑

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    Mar 19
    Replying to

    Barry do you want to come over for dinner?

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