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@kathygriffin

Mayor of Zero F**Ksville. 2-Time Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feature film.

Joined February 2009

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  1. Health update from your gurrl in the lower 3 percentile.

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  2. Sep 16

    For the love of God and all things holy, can I post a 3 minute video on Twitter or not? When I try to post, it cuts me off after one minute. Even on Instagram I think it cuts off after a minute but then maybe it goes to reels or IG TV.

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  3. Retweeted
    Sep 15

    I am counting the very moments till November when and deliver BLISTERING oral arguments against Trump and his DOJ law firm!

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  4. Sep 15

    I sooooo hope Nicki Minaj releases a statement that says “Oh did I say Trinidad, I meant Tobago” and starts this whole thing up again from the beginning.

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  5. Sep 15

    GAYZ! The verdict on swollen Trinidadian balls is in! 🤣

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  6. Sep 15

    Hey ladies! If you’re looking for a worthy place to plant your retirement savings…

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  7. Sep 15

    I know I am retweeting myself here, but I just want to thank you guys for all the helpful and thoughtful responses to this tweet. 👇

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  8. Sep 14

    For reasons beyond my understanding, I feel extra cancer-y today. My lung cancer surgery was six weeks ago, but today I feel like it was yesterday. Any other cancer folks get this sometimes?

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  9. Sep 14

    Vote NO today CALIFORNIA. That’s all you need to do. 🙏

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  10. Sep 13

    MY BALLS! DAMN YOU SCIENCE!

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  11. Sep 13

    Won’t b there. Nope. Can’t make it. They called. Believe me, but I said “no”. Threatened to cancel if I didn’t go this year. My publicist deserves a life. Stop calling her. Why? Fine I’ll tell you. I told Anna “If the theme this year is not Bottomless Birthday Suit, I’m out”

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  12. Retweeted
    Sep 13

    Find ballot drop-off locations here: Need to vote in person for accessibility, language assistance or for a replacement ballot? You can do so tomorrow 9/14 from 7AM-8PM. Find your polling place here: Questions? Call (877) 321-VOTE

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  13. Sep 12

    If you’re dragging Madonna online tonight, you can’t really call yourself a feminist. If the reason you’re dragging her is because she committed the crime of still being alive, and behaving in a way that you personally don’t approve of, you are most certainly ageist. 💋

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  14. Sep 12
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    Sep 11
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  16. Sep 10

    THOSE NUNS PUT IT ON EVERY REPORT CARD. Oh…comedian.

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  17. Sep 10

    Awwww. Lovely flowers from my pal . Very much appreciated 🙏🫁💪

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  18. Retweeted
    Sep 10

    congresswoman norton was not even on my list of suspects of who released the six zebras UNTIL NOW

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  19. Sep 9
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