My Mom, the one and only, Maggie Griffin, passed away today. I am gutted. My best friend. I’m shaking. I won’t ever be prepared. I’m so grateful you guys got to be part of her life. You knew her. You loved her. She knew it. Oh, and OF COURSE she went on St Patrick’s Day. 💔💔💔
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Kathy Griffin
@kathygriffin
on , IG, @Kathygriffin@mstdn.social. 2 Time Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feat film
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Let me tell you something, it’s a very bad practice to walk up on stage and physically assault a Comedian.
Now we all have to worry about who wants to be the next Will Smith in comedy clubs and theaters.
I truly thought my career would never recover after the Trump photo last year. In fact, I was repeatedly told by people in entertainment and politics that it wouldn’t.
Tonight, in our nation’s Capitol, I’m performing for 3,000 people. I can’t say it enough: I’m so, so grateful
“I’m Tiffany Trump and I’ve loved my dad Donald J Trump ever since I met him in 2015”
Serious question. Is there any chance the four surviving Presidents could stand together and address the nation, on prime time tv, about the risks every American faces by keeping Trump in office? Standing together. Carter, W, Bill Clinton, Obama. #TrumpMeltdown
Take his name out of your mouth you piece of shit. You maligned his military service while you did everything to avoid serving. You attacked him repeatedly while you knew he was dying. And you cozied up to Putin while he did everything he could to oppose him.
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My deepest sympathies and respect go out to the family of Senator John McCain. Our hearts and prayers are with you!
I just found out that my Carnegie Hall show sold out in a day. I'm in shock. For most of the past year I was convinced that my career was over...I have felt moments of despair that I can't describe in a tweet. Thank you from the bottom of my heart...I am so grateful.
This is cool...do you have a video of what Brett Kavanaugh was doing in high school? twitter.com/PerimeterNews/
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Home from the hospital and greeted by my board certified medical PAWfessional recovery pack.
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Dear ,
You and your network told me my career was over and that I was irrelevant. Now you want to interview me. Not only do I not want to waste my time with you, I’m too busy selling out shows on my US tour.
Go Fuck Yourself,
Kathy Griffin
One morning I'd like to wake up and find out that Donald J. Trump is resigning or being fired.
I hope you have a terrible Christmas you piece of shit criminal.
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I hope everyone, even the Fake News Media, is having a great Christmas! Our Country is doing very well. We are securing our Borders, making great new Trade Deals, and bringing our Troops Back Home. We are finally putting America First. MERRY CHRISTMAS! #MAGA
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FUCK YOU @senatemajldr
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GO FUCK YOURSELF
After much spirited discussion with the females in my life, I’ve decided that voting blue for their choice is only right. (They’re also sexy females, btw.)
#VoteBlueToProtectWomen
Oh, I forgot to mention, interrogated under oath at the conclusion of the weeks long investigation in which the Feds informed me and my attorneys they were considering charging me with a crime of “conspiracy to assassinate the president of the United States.”
But Gosar…
My best friend has dementia, doesn’t recognize me anymore. Her name is Maggie Griffin. Forgive me if I still talk about our conversations/adventures in the present tense. It’s just that, it still feels like yesterday that she was being full Maggie. I miss her. I love her so much.
Today is my mother Maggie’s 99th Birthday. I spoke with her yesterday and, unfortunately, I’m sorry to say her dementia is worsening. Here’s a fun picture to celebrate happier times.
A) Ok I have some thoughts on 's act and the reaction to it from members of the press and other DC insiders. For the record, I was in the room last night. 's set was great. She was hilarious and confident.
A) As heartbreaking as this is, I feel the need to share some important info about my mom Maggie. I've always been honest with you all, but this one is really hard. The pic below, taken in September, was the last time I was able to have a proper/coherent conversation with her.
He’s lying. I was sent to the #COVID19 isolation ward room in a major hospital ER from a separate urgent care facility after showing UNBEARABLY PAINFUL symptoms. The hospital couldn’t test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions. #TESTTESTTEST
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Just reported that the United States has done far more “testing” than any other nation, by far! In fact, over an eight day span, the United States now does more testing than what South Korea (which has been a very successful tester) does over an eight week span. Great job!
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I get so furious at people who turn on folks in a natural disaster region who do not evacuate. “They’re idiots who deserve to die” They do NOT have the money for a CAR, gas, food, supplies, etc. Can every American afford to up and move in 48 hours. Can you?
Celebrating the Manafort and Cohen verdicts...topless, naturally
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Im depicted as being murdered by The President of the United States in this video.The left, right & center left me hanging out to dry regarding the Trump mask photo. Please don’t let it happen again. No, this video isn’t a joke to his followers. And it will not be taken as such.
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Replying to @yashar5. As much as I hate to post this, given how much people are talking about this story, and that it involves the president's club, his supporters, and an organization that supports him, here's the video in question: pic.twitter.com/qqtllitsIP
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I've known for years. He has always been super professional and discreet. I'm so glad he's decided to reveal this important information about Trump. Thank you Noel, I know this isn't easy.
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Having a day. 😢. Been sheltering in place since March. Haven’t eaten in a restaurant inside or outside. Haven’t been on an airplane. Have gained a minimum of 1092387456 pounds. Haven’t been on a set. Haven’t been able to make audiences laugh. I miss Maggie.
I miss my Mom so much. I know it’s corny, but I can’t stop crying. Even at my age, and with my Mom being 99, I wish could still call her for comfort. If she was well, she would say “it’s otay”. (It’s ok, in comforting Mom voice.)
1) Betty White. Where do I begin? I’ve known her long, but I think the first time I met her was when she was a guest star on Suddenly Susan in the late 90s. Everyone was very excited she was on the show. I had accidentally parked in her parking spot that day. She walks in…
Hey guys! For those of you who keep asking what my schedule is...
I will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. I will make many calls and have many meetings.
I haven’t shared this before, but 1 year & 2 months ago when I got out of the hospital after overdosing on pills & a suicide attempt, I DMd Rex because I saw, here on f ing Twitter that he’s in recovery. He’s counted days with me, encouraged me & I’m proud to call him a sober pal
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For some 14-years I couldn’t go an hour without a painkiller/opioid.
7-years ago today I entered rehab for the third time. Clean since.
Thankful. Grateful.
Every time I say “Fuck Trump,” trolls tell me I’m not being civil...so I put it in cursive...so elegant and civilized....
Dear Milo Yiannopoulos,
I'd tag you, but you were kicked off Twitter for harassing a famous black woman comic.
This morning, I woke up in my 13,000 sq foot Bel-Air mansion which I paid cash for. Unlike you, I'm not a flimsy superficial bitch...I saved my money.
Bye!
Kathy
I totally broke 's rules and wore makeup to bed...I'm awaiting my punishment!! In the meantime, if you haven't watched 's amazing series on him, you should!
Part 1: bit.ly/2Kmki1W
Part 2: bit.ly/2na5HgK
Part 3: bit.ly/2O8kc00
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Ohhhhhh, our bad. IT WAS MERELY THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS DOCUMENTS.
Updated (partial) list.
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK PENCE
FUCK IVANKA
FUCK JARED
FUCK DON JR.
FUCK HANNITY
FUCK FOX & FRIENDS
FUCK RUSH LIMBAUGH
FUCK MELANIE
FUCK SESSIONS
FUCK STEPHEN MILLER
FUCK JOHN KELLY
FUCK KIRSTJEN NIELSEN
FUCK KELLYANNE
FUCK SARAH SANDERS
FUCK STEVE BANNON
He showed. He is being deposed at Mar-a-Lago as we speak. He can take the 5th but he knows it will be incredibly damaging to him in a civil jury trial, which is where this is headed.
THIS IS AWESOME
#ThankyouEjean
I’ve been to Afghanistan and Iraq to perform for the troops...your president has held office now for 20 months and hasn’t stepped foot in either country and he’s the commander-in-chief
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What branch of service did you serve?and blowing the mailman doesn’t count
Back when we had a President we could be proud of. A man with dignity, grace, intelligence, and leadership.
4 years ago today, my life changed. Maybe forever. It’s been a shockingly massive event to deal with. Initial trauma, with unexpected large and small aftershocks that continue today. I’m doing my best. The legendary Jane Fonda told me “This is gonna be on your tombstone, kid.”
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Fucker update.
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I couldn't be happier. I've always wanted to be part of the deep state which includes the Clintons and George Soros.
#SNLPremiere
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Every time I wonder how your daughter turned out the way she did all I have to do is look at your twitter feed. You’re a racist piece of shit. twitter.com/govmikehuckabe
There should be an investigation in to the election integrity of the vs South Carolina Senate race.
I, I, I…did some stand up tonight.
First time since cancer surgery.
It was heaven.
In a lot of pain today, so I need this cancer humor. Yes, cancer humor is a thing. Don’t judge. We need to laugh at dark shit. 🤣🫁🤣
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Don Jr., Tommy Hicks, Jr. , Parnas and Fruman in calmer times.
Hi maga! Please send me your pics of when Melania did this. Thanks!
I was on a stand by list for 6 days in case there was a no show & it happened. I called 5 vaccine sites in trump leaning suburbs of LA because if those fools don’t want to be vaccinated because they think it’s a Bill Gates or Dolly Parton microchip tracking system...I’ll take it!
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Tonight we said goodbye to our beloved Pom Pom. She was 13-years-old. I know many of you got to know her from My Life on the D-List...Randy and I are heartbroken but relieved that she's not in pain anymore. We miss you already, Pom Pom...you were a very good girl.
Gosh you are just so original ! I thought images like this one incite violence! At least that’s what you and your colleagues at have told me for the past year and a half. I’m busy on tour right now or I’d dress up as you: a dumb, racist, and talentless hack.
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Wow! I’m so grateful for all the love you guys are sending me. My cancer surgery went well yesterday. Phew.
I was very nervous about opening up on re my suicidal ideations and my prescription pill addiction.
This keychain means the world to me.
One day at a time. 🙏
6 month lung cancer scan is CLEAN!!! No more #cancer. And yes, i’m skinny dipping in the pool while shaking my boobs and butt. SO WHAT?
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Happy birthday to an honest, decent, brilliant, and elegant man. We miss your leadership in the White House.
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7) …and no matter how long this world continues to spin, there will be only one Betty White.
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Thank you @kathygriffin for inspiring me this year and for lifting me up when I felt like giving up. you taught me to do things myself and to not let the corporations or gatekeepers get me down. thank you for making this year truly life changing. love u. 
Stop saying “But the institutions held” regarding Trump’s actions. SCOTUS fell. Didn’t hold.
She’s part of my act & I love to give her sh*t, but was one of the few people who didn’t abandon me after my scandal. She was my next door neighbor at the time & she was more than kind to me (and to Maggie). Happy Birthday Kim, thank you for your loyalty & support
Happy birthday ! Omg I can’t believe you’re 30! I’m so proud to know you and am in awe of your talent and generosity. Hope you have an amazing day!
Love Always,
Kathy
We told you bitch.
Just sat down at the Clive Davis Grammy Party next to Caitlyn Jenner. She got up said “I’m FULL” and left immediately. Live for this stuff.
It was just in March that our beautiful, hilarious and spontaneous Maggie Griffin passed away. She would have been 100 years old today. Happy Birthday, Mom. 💔💔
I love that Angela Merkel posted this photo on her Instagram. She knows how to send a message.
You mean like you did with your Presidential pardon?
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My problem with illegals is that they seek to jump the line & gain preference over others, equally deserving, who want to come here
You couldn’t trust the smart woman lawyer, could you? She had too much experience. She wasn’t charming enough. Her healthcare plan wasn’t perfect. She fainted after a long weekend of campaigning. You said she was a pathological liar...now look what we have.
Fuck you, Melanie. You know damn well your husband can end this immediately...you feckless complicit piece of shit.
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NEW: Statement from @FLOTUS spokeswoman @StephGrisham45 to me regarding what’s happening to kids at our borders:
So the darlings from Covington Catholic HS (remember the MAGA hat kid?) are appealing the Kentucky state court’s dismissal of their case against me for tweets I sent out during the incident on the national mall. They want $$$ and to set a precedent.
I will not back down. Ever.
Never thought I’d say this, but I have turned into a bit of a recluse. I don’t hate it.
Anybody else?
Happy Birthday !!! Thank you for including me . Francine, I love you. Brian, you’re so fucking tall. Andrew...get back to work, I need more videos!
She loved to plan her memorial! Pierce Brothers cemetery, where Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, Natalie Wood & Fanny Brice are. Be beside her husband John P Griffin. Play the song Someone to Watch Over Me.
“For Chrissake Kathleen, no big meal. Just wine and pass arounds”
Now what?
I'm 50 Fucking 8 and damn proud of it!!!
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trump cult haters LOVE to post this pic of me taken by a paparazzi photographer, because I’m supposed to be in full make up and constantly posing when I’m working out? 🤣🤔🤣
ps, I’m a 60 year old woman, fer chrissake
If you are able, please please please rescue a dog. twitter.com/HopkinsBRFC/st
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Ok, but if I go mask less because I’m fully vaxxed, will people think I’m an anti masker/COVID denier?
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K) Andrea, it was nice to meet you last night and I respect your work as a journalist, but when's the last time you demanded Trump or WH staffers apologize for their horrific statements? When's the last time you demanded Trump apologize for being a birther?
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Apology is owed to @PressSec and others grossly insulted ny Michelle Wolf at White House Correspondents Assoc dinner which started with uplifting heartfelt speech by @margarettalev - comedian was worst since Imus insulted Clinton’s
Well, Bob Saget got a beautiful and hilarious send off yesterday. The stories. The stand up. The collaborations. The lives he touched.
What a life.
What a guy. 🥰💔