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Seeing an inordinate amount of Ted Nugent in my feed. If I'm gonna be forced fed 70s Detroit rockers, please gimme Bob Seger. He seems more sane.
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Pub’s open 4 EP117 of
We rate holiday movies🎄, Hawaiian volcanos erupt🌋, Mick Fleetwood’s wooden balls go 2 auction, Tom Brady signs an intercepted ball🏈🐐, & the Tiffany heir disappears from a cruise ship🛳️
Listen Wed🎧 or watch on YouTube📺
#MadigansPubcast
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Merry Christmas, Termites! 🐜
We’ve added a few new shows 2 my 2023 Boxed Wine & Tiny Banjos Tour🎄Grab ur fave friends n I’ll see u down the road soon🚐.
🎫: kathleenmadigan.com/tour
#boxedwineandtinybanjos #christmas
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Boston we've added a 2nd show. Woohooo! Pre-sale 2day n all tixs on sale 2moro. See ya
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Too Many Decisions
Get presale tickets @ 10 AM TODAY
USE CODE: WT8
: thewilbur.com/presales/
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@margaretcho @TheRealBuddyGuy
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Aw man. Sad. Did so many fun shows here. Highlight of all shows.. a benefit deal n got 2 meet and ...I was young n it was like holy shit awesome
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To our Carolines family and friends:
After 30 wonderful years at our location in Times Square, we have decided not to renew our lease. Our final shows here will be on December 31.
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I dont think this should be reported. Whatever u think of Ted (I'm not a fan) is fine but this is a kid. U all just made sure her whole school knows. That's awful.
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Terrible news! I hope that Ted Cruz’s daughter is okay and she has a quick and full recovery.
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We celebrate Bigfoot👣& the health benefits of bacon🥓, turkeys terrorize a town🦃, Brazil has a Roswell👽, we meet the worlds oldest cat🐱& an NFL player auctions a Pokémon card & retires💰
Listen Wed🎧 or watch on YouTube
#madiganspubcast
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If I were the Koreans, I'd uber outta there at halftime. To anywhere. Dear lord. #WorldCup
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So many snowflakes at cry baby ranch. There's no such thing as cancel culture. There's consequence culture. That's it. All actions hv reactions. It's a lesson from like 1st grade.
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Made it! 24 hrs door to door n didn't even go that far. See u tonite Spokane ..this casino is gorgeous!
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My favorite of her songs. Super sad day and the song is fitting. #ripchristinemcvie Fleetwood Mac-Christine McVie - SongBird youtu.be/eLRyYETnoIE via
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Ohhhhh no....:(((((((
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Christine McVie, the Fleetwood Mac ‘Songbird’ and voice of many of their most enduring songs, including “Don’t Stop,” “Little Lies” and “Everywhere,” has died at 79. trib.al/3Irswfb
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We review hidden UFO sightings over Lake Michigan 🛸& Einstein’s notes📖, real vs fake Christmas trees🎄, a 67lb goldfish named “The Carrot” is caught🥕& a man falls off a cruise ship🛳️
Listen Wed🎧 or watch on YouTube📺
#madiganspubcast
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Also, in case anyone's countin, "civilization" has been on record 4 abt 6000 yrs. Twitter? 16 yrs. So, yeah, "civilization" will win. Simmer down Elon.
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Have we all forgotten she initially blamed a made up black woman? Hard no and shame on u for even doing this. How desperate r u...
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Fuck Casey Anthony, fuck @peacock , and fuck those swamp demons that gave her a “not guilty” verdict.
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What do we know termites? Noodling is dangerous. Pick ur partner carefully....
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Holy shit it gets even better. Didn't see the Bigfoot twist coming! @kathleenmadigan
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We’ve added a bunch of new shows 2 my 2023 Boxed Wine & Tiny Banjos Tour🍷🪕
See u Termites down the road soon🚐💨
🎫: kathleenmadigan.com/tour
#BoxedWineAndTinyBanjos
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Had em all. Drank out of em till it all peeled off. Took abt 2 washes.
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Burger King brought it strong with these Star Wars glasses. This set is still in great condition because the child who got them died of lead poisoning three days later.
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My sister's dog is a #fail at personal space. Buster, there's a person already sitting there. So it's not a "spot." Inappropriate Buster, Inappropriate.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Let's drink the good wine be4 they get here. #HappyThanksgiving2022
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We celebrate the World Cup⚽️, Taylor Swift breaks the internet 🎫, a chain-smoking grandpa runs a marathon💨, we take the Pool Boy’s side vs Falwell💪🏻 & Elizabeth Holmes is going 2 prison🎉
Listen Wed🎧or watch on YouTube📺
#MadigansPubcast
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Was a sad year losing my friend but a wonderful nite last nite getting to be w his sister Lisa. Thanks to the crowd for giving him and her an awesome round of applause. Being w her is like being w him. The best. Xoxo #Minnesota
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My parents will be proud of this 🎰
See u Minnesota Termites tonight 🎉
#TreasureIsland #DoYouHaveAnyRanch
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Lol the let's call it "frazzled/disheveled housewife" look vs hi powered tech ex w tight ponytail is so obvious I'd toss her in jail just 4 bad acting. #elizabethholmes
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We're on live with coverage of Elizabeth Holmes sentencing. @ScottBudman is in the courtroom and tweeting updates as they happen. nbcbay.com/22cWdI3
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This won't be good. Not at all. Way 2 go Worst WCup ever n hasn't even started. #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022
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Qatar has banned alcohol in the stadiums for actual fans. While making sure it’s available in the luxury suites (where of course the actual Princelings of Qatar will be indulging it)
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Ohhhhhhh my....the children have had it...dont fuck w em...below...he should let just run this shitshow n all would be fine. I'd trust her completely. #TwitterTakeover
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Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight
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Pubs open 4 EP113 of
There’s a serial killer in Iowa🌽, FTX’s crypto collapses💸, another Van Gogh is “souped”🥣, a Stradivarius violin🎻+ a rare black Lynx🇨🇦 are discovered & we celebrate tiny liquor bottles.
Listen Wed🎧 or watch on YouTube📺
#MadigansPubcast
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"Clear the aisles." He called me Madeline my whole life but I kinda liked it. Luv to Alex, his wife, who was always my biggest champion n his kids....especially Ross...xoxoxo
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