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Writer. Deadly with a butter knife.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 1

    Busy 3-D printing some civil rights.

    98 replies 5,118 retweets 30,121 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    "Hi, its Brett Kavanaugh, I sat behind you in Algebra." "Uhhh--" "So how have you been?" "Good I guess, our son graduated from--" "Super! Say, can I add your name to a list of women I never raped?" "Uhhh, ok?" "Great, it's been wonderful catching up." "Who is this again?" (click)

    67 replies 1,038 retweets 6,414 likes
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  3. 7 hours ago

    It’s very normal to quietly keep a list of 65 people you haven’t tried to rape.

    131 replies 2,514 retweets 12,695 likes
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  4. 24 hours ago

    His apartment also contained an off duty homicidal cop.

    DEVELOPING: Search warrant: Marijuana found in Botham Jean’s apartment after deadly shooting
    1,289 replies 49,337 retweets 200,177 likes
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  5. Sep 13

    Weird that a dude who wants to heavily regulate women’s sex lives might not have any respect for women.

    BREAKING: Brett Kavanaugh reportedly accused of sexual misconduct in letter flagged to the FBI by Democrats
    108 replies 2,145 retweets 11,798 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    Sep 12

    I'm still amazed that 30 years into gangsta rap, the name Young Thug was still available.

    170 replies 13,954 retweets 54,232 likes
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  7. Sep 12

    Sport Famous For Male Divas Absolutely Refuses To Put Up With A Black Woman Who Yelled Once

    Tennis umpires reportedly considering boycott of Serena Williams matches
    48 replies 1,135 retweets 6,662 likes
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  8. Retweeted
    Sep 11

    it’s important that presidents look psyched on 9/11s, we can never truly heal unless our leader acts like AC/DC just started Thunderstruck

    30 replies 278 retweets 1,543 likes
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  9. Sep 11

    The first page in the how to stay alive as a black person handbook tells you to point a gun at a cop.

    NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch says Botham Jean, a man killed by a cop inside his Dallas home, could have survived if he "was a law abiding gun owner"
    23 replies 319 retweets 1,927 likes
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  10. Sep 10

    Apartment Occupant Oddly Didn’t Want To Negotiate With Person Trying To Break In

    BREAKING: Investigator: Dallas police officer said she gave "verbal commands" that neighbor ignored before she fatally shot him.
    138 replies 4,242 retweets 19,521 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    Sep 9

    a rat just popped out of a manhole and said it had a basement unit for $600 a month that I could see

    32 replies 301 retweets 3,965 likes
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  12. Sep 9

    Be born rich.

    You're more likely to retire wealthy if you do this one thing
    87 replies 2,660 retweets 22,708 likes
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  13. Sep 6

    The rage is coming from inside the machine.

    11 replies 340 retweets 3,003 likes
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  14. Sep 5

    Roy Moore Upset That Sacha Baron Cohen Made Him Look Like A Pedophile Because He Can Do That For His Damn Self, Ok?

    Roy Moore is suing Sacha Baron Cohen, accusing the comedian of tricking him into appearing on "Who Is America?" and making him look like a pedophile
    33 replies 554 retweets 4,070 likes
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  15. Sep 5

    Company That’s Taking All The Clean Water From Flint Attempts To Fix Their Reputation By Admitting They Use Slaves

    Nestle says slavery reporting requirements could cost customers
    8 replies 544 retweets 1,645 likes
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  16. Retweeted
    Sep 4

    Poor Kelly and Sessions, suffering all this humiliation when all they wanted to do was use the power of the government to persecute minorities.

    8 replies 270 retweets 1,528 likes
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  17. Sep 3

    Just did my patriotic duty by getting married to a pair of Nikes.

    16 replies 91 retweets 1,365 likes
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  18. Sep 3

    Look, if you want to kill me, and I want to stay alive, the only way we can solve this is by further engaging the idea that you want to kill me.

    53 replies 1,350 retweets 8,542 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    Sep 3

    I'm gonna interview cancer to just find out why it wants to kill you so bad. Come and hear it out!

    51 replies 301 retweets 2,731 likes
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  20. Aug 31

    Get you a man who loves you as much as Bill Clinton loves every woman he’s ever seen.

    49 replies 787 retweets 7,035 likes
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  21. Aug 31

    Brand remains strong.

    80 replies 520 retweets 5,461 likes
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