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Dave Burge aka Iowahawk
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Dave Burge aka Iowahawk

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    1. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      And thus September 29 begat my numerous Groundhog Day attempts to get @TwitterSupport to figure out the dealio, which I will now illustrate with screen caps.

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    2. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      STEP 1: LOGIN TO TWITTER What's this? Sounds nefarious! I will take action and change my password as you recommend in RED LETTERS, tout suite!pic.twitter.com/PuoHcOStEw

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    3. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      STEP 2: CHANGE PASSWORD Well, looky here, it directs me to a convenient "reset my password" button that will reset my password as recommended!pic.twitter.com/qrb7ptvEkT

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    4. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      STEP 3: STEP BACK AND ADMIRE THE CATCH-22 Huh. Turns out to login in I need to change my password, but to change my password I need to login; now that's what I call top notch site security design! And thus I am returned to the previous page, and try to enter my account id:pic.twitter.com/jvYFPbvk1x

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    5. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      STEP 4: FILL IN THE FORM Oh boy! *Now* we're getting somewhere! An official form to explain my problem to the thousands of customer-focused eager beavers at Twitter Support HQ, and looks like I have passed the daunting "not a robot" challenge!pic.twitter.com/vFoUX4FSB8

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    6. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      Here's the text, sprinkled with a bit of Dave's patented charm to motivate whatever Twitter Support Rapid Action Task Force is assigned to get me out of this pickle.pic.twitter.com/cH5u2zq3zP

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    7. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      STEP 5: SUBMIT FORM You're Welcome!pic.twitter.com/icsbRRXkpz

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    8. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      STEP 6: WAIT FOR EMAIL Yay! A reply email from Twitter Support! I always get a chuckle from their "If you can't log in, try resetting your password" running gag.pic.twitter.com/HbiiaBgqs5

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    9. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      STEP 7: REPLY TO THE REPLY EMAIL Once again, time to turn on the ol' Dave charm offensive for my wonderful pen pals at Twitter Support.pic.twitter.com/3NoyGr4lKM

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    10. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      STEP 8: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENS Oh well, guess I'll check back in 24-48 hours and go back to Step 1.

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      Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

      So this is basically where @iowahawkblog stands now: 1. Account hacked and deleted on 9/28 2. Partially back up, but only tweets between April and May 2020 3. Unable to login 4. Unable to capture the attention of @TwitterSupport to fix it

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        2. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

          At this point I am going to stop pestering Twitter and give them a chance to figure out how to solve this. If they do, fine, I'll nuke this account and go back to the original. If not, fine, I'll vanish into the ether of my real life, which isn't half bad.

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        3. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

          I have to say being off Twitter for a while has really let me catch up on my real interests: Mimerobics and restoring vintage Salad Shooters.

          2 replies 14 retweets 240 likes
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        4. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

          I'm not really mad about the situation, other than it looks like I may have permanently lost a couple thousand #DavesCarIDService posts, which I had planned to expand and edit into a book. Which is kind of a bummer.

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        5. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

          Please note: I am in no way asking you to pester Twitter or Twitter Support on my behalf about this. But if you do, please be respectful and courteous. I'd like to have my account back up to normal, and you raging at Twitter about it is probably not helping.

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        6. Dave Burge aka Iowahawk‏ @karmasjanitor 6 Oct 2020

          So if you'll excuse me now, I have some vintage Salad Shooters that need restoration. EXCELSIOR!

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        1. High Quality Content ™️  🏴‍☠️‏ @SixteenPizzas 6 Oct 2020
          Replying to @karmasjanitor @liztaylor526 and

          I went through that same process a few years ago, never got the account back. Sorry man, this sucks

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        2. Casket Arts Building‏ @casketart_3 9 Oct 2020
          Replying to @karmasjanitor @iowahawkblog @TwitterSupport

          Beyond a hack, if you are deemed undesirable in a nonspecific way, then the restoration of your original account is less likely. There's a numbers game involved:

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        3. Casket Arts Building‏ @casketart_3 9 Oct 2020
          Replying to @casketart_3 @karmasjanitor and

          By means of ever increasingly sophisticated algorithmic stylings it is easier to keep a newer acount with fewer tweets and followers buried and relatively far less influential than the old one with the big numbers. That is, if such so unlikely were the gatekeepers' wish.

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        1. K Blank‏ @kjblank80 9 Oct 2020
          Replying to @karmasjanitor @iowahawkblog @TwitterSupport

          Since when is the best classic car ID service something to be attacked and deleted.

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        1. Lucas‏ @Bob_Cock 9 Oct 2020
          Replying to @karmasjanitor @iowahawkblog @TwitterSupport

          Free @iowahawkblog

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