can’t find confirmation on the ball thing but the apparent fact that a man tasered himself and died will have to be enough
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apparently a guy accidentally tasered himself in the balls and then died of a heart attack while trying to steal a painting yesterday and if we can’t all come together over how hilarious that is we may be beyond hope
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of this we can be sure: the ball thing is true...in our hearts
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just saw a news story about the woman who was trampled to death and she had a “don’t tread on me” flag. damn i miss subtlety
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Is... is this real
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i really really hope so
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Play stupid games and get stupid prizes.
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*Darwin Award*
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that's called natural selection
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*Darwin Award*
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Tried to steal a painting but couldn’t and then tasing himself in the balls, call that blue balls
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Talk about having a Blue period.
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