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  1. Retweeted
    May 1

    Hey guys... it's May.

  2. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

  3. Apr 4

    Productive morning: already spilled a giant bin of cereal across the office kitchen & completely stained my white shirt

  4. Retweeted
    Mar 28

    Good communicators make themselves look smart. Great communicators make their audiences feel smart.

  5. Mar 17

    Best time of the year opening round recap

  6. Mar 17

    When Melinda Gates graduated in 1984, women made up 37% of CS majors. Today, it stands at just 18%.

  7. Retweeted
    Feb 25

    BREAKING: BYU, a 20-point underdog, upsets No. 1 Gonzaga 79-71 to end the Bulldogs' bid for a perfect season.

  8. Feb 25

    Hurts so good. Nothing explains the 80/20 rule quite like fanhood. Love that 20% return. Go Cougs!

  9. Feb 22
    Replying to

    Hey , got any deals for a hangry previous customer?

  10. Feb 2

    For every minute spent in Powerpoint, there's three hours of me questioning why I even went to college.

  11. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    Airbnb is providing free housing to refugees and anyone not allowed in the US. Stayed tuned for more, contact me if urgent need for housing

  12. Retweeted
    Jan 25

    After losing to the Kings, LeBron has announced some updated changes to the Cavs starting lineup:

  13. 19 Sep 2016
  14. 2 Sep 2016

    I love you, . My wrist band didn't work in SLC though, so we're headed to SF to get it together somehow.

  15. 7 Aug 2016

    Hey , swims in an hour. Be on & help a sister out. Logged in but keep getting this

  16. 24 Jul 2016

    Supposed to narrate a church program today. Wonder if anyone would notice if I borrowed Melania/Michelle's speech.

  17. 15 Jul 2016

    Went without food for 20 hours to get my cholesterol tested - putting me about 20 hours overdue for a cheeseburger & fries.

  18. 2 Jul 2016

    "Look at those arms (😍)" - my dad about Tim McGraw

  19. Retweeted
    7 Jun 2016

    That tweet about Goodell dying was an obvious fraud. NFL scientists have determined there is no such thing as death.

  20. Retweeted
    28 May 2016

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