I’m at the passport office, one lady borrowed my nice pen and nicked it 🥲
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All these YouTube videos sharing how I can “boost my productivity” first of all, I’m not even productive
Feeling empathy for cricketers, they’re also working 9 to 5 on a weekend.
#IndVsAus2023
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Boyfriend’s been looking upset since morning. I enquired, concerned, “what happened?”
He says, “Aray yaar ye middle stump ki ball across khel raha hai”
😑😑😑😑
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How to tell if your cat is sick?
Check if she is taking a paracetamol
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Muslims say a prayer on their breath and blow it, as if sending physical manifestation of it, on whomever they’re making that Dua for.
Shah Rukh Khan did the same. He does it in My Name is Khan too. And I do it on my friends & family.
Cultures are fascinating, get to know them.
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My boyfriend's temporarily mad at me so I can hear that new Adele song now
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This was a really good email ! Relevant and full of data that I enjoyed reading. Great job 👏
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I haven’t laughed out loud at a tweet in a while
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With two sisters and no brothers, my FOMO would peak during #RakshaBandhan season. Older and wiser, I believe the rakhi is made for every one who protects us, showers us with love and wisdom, and makes life a little more playful and colourful.
arre.co.in/culture/raksha
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If it was possible to sentence words to death, my choice would be: boho & chic
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Hi in the next iOS update I would like my earphones to fly to me when I say "Accio Airpods"
Thank you in advance.
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I changed a lot of agencies hoping to find one where I could stay.
Where I’d grow to NCD/CCO.
But my dreams were foolish.
The stress is not worth the 60K which “is already out of budget”
It’s something when every single new person you meet anywhere says “I’m putting my papers”
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Hearing from so many places about the exodus of quality talent from advertising agencies and I am delighted.
Delighted that smart folks are finding good, meaningful jobs, or finally working up the courage to leave that toxic industry for something better.
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Desis are destined win two competitions:
Spelling Bee & MasterChef Australia
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Pizza chain &pizza:
*Pays $16 an hour
*Offers health care
*Paid time off
*Offered Lyft rides to work in pandemic
*Fully staffed 12 new locations this year and gets over 100 applicants per job opening
businessinsider.com/pizza-chain-ce
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I just want to write jokes and laugh. All my life. What a life this is!
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People out here mistaking drinking a bitter brown potion as a whole personality
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Vodafone agent: are you happy with our services?
Me: no
VA: why?
Me: *tells exactly why*
VA: I want to know whether you're happy with the experience
Me: I just said no!
VA: But why?
[brain fried]
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Receiving surprise texts from my boyfriend still makes me giddy even if he’s sending them from the next room. lol.
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Reading this after years. I’m moved by my own writing. arre.co.in/modern-family/
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“I’m vegan, I don’t eat meat”
“Yes, but you are mannerless also. You don’t wear a bikini to a dinner party, Manisha”
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Harry insulting Hermione’s intelligence when he didn’t even pack a toothbrush in his search for the Horcruxes and she went to the length of finding the very book about them. HP, The Ass Who Lived By Luck.
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A woman is surrounded by her friends and family. It looks like a baby gender-reveal party. The man and woman open a box and inside it... a negative pregnancy test. Balloons pop. There is confetti. Everybody hugs and cries.
Voiceover gal: . A new reason to party
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My amazing cousin found some leads for #Delhi. Can someone please let me know who needs these? I'll get you in touch with her Xx #DelhiCovid #DelhiFightsCorona #DelhiNeedsOxygen
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