Karby the Love Bug

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2013.

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    The algorithm failed them,cuz I never saw this once

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    ...and the gods of bread smiled upon me this morning. Have a great week everyone.

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    I've worked professionally in software for 18 years and I can say with certainty that you should not use software for anything

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    The worst part of tonight's nonsense is the Iowa caucus non-event stepped on one of the biggest news stories in a while, which is that we found out tonight that TRUMP HAD A SECRET MEETING WITH THE CROWN PRINCE OF SAUDI ARABIA AT HIS (TRUMP'S) HOUSE A WEEK BEFORE THE 2016 ELECTION

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    Chicago has lost over a quarter million Black residents since 2000. I want to know why. (I have my theories, but you know.) If you're a Black Chicagoan who is thinking of leaving and/or your friends/family/neighbors have left the city, I want to talk to you. Please RT/share!

    Participants needed for focus group! If you're over 18 and a resident of the city of Chicago who identifies as Black and you have considered moving or your friends/family have moved, visit beyondschoolslab.org/survey or call 773.234.3193. Participants receive a $40 Target gift card.
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    Gender roles are fake. I’m perfectly willing to cook and be a woman’s emotional support provided that she defends our island home by singing on the rocks and luring approaching sailors to a watery death.

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    PhD student, c.2020: Here’s a limited argument I made based on years of specialized research. Hope it’s OK 😕 Philosopher dude, c.1770: Here are some Thoughts I had in the Bath. They constitute Universal & Self-Evident Laws of Nature. FIGHT ME.

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    Chiming in because I know everyone will be making jokes about this for days — this is a popular Arab tradition, called zaghrouta, used to express joy at celebrations. In the melting pot that is Miami, you could not have picked a better Super Bowl act and this was a lovely touch.

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    An older woman came into the bookstore today. I made a joke about a credit card reader issue and she said "these things are all programmed by twenty-five-year-old boys who don't comment their code" and somehow we ended up having a great conversation about programming and biases.

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    29. sij

    “could a depressed person do this???” i ask, perfectly balancing a bowl of soup, a jar of pickles, peanut butter, an orange, and tea in my hands as i walk from the kitchen to my bedroom preparing to eat my first meal of the day in the middle of the night

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    28. sij

    Here's the text of the bill proposed in Kentucky. It's ugly as hell, and will kill a lot of trans kids. It's also the model for states going forward. I'm summarizing it's main points in this thread. 1/n

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    Scooby Doo is basically a show that teaches kids that the villains in our lives are usually not strangers, but rather people we know & trust

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    29. sij

    PSA for everyone freaking out about this coronavirus: A country that YouTubed itself into a 21st Century measles outbreak does not get to talk any shit about anyone else's health practices.

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    29. sij

    Every day I have to give my cat medicine with a food syringe so she doesn’t attack her tail. She hates it very much, but she also keeps a tight schedule - if I forget, she comes up and paws at me, gestures to her tail, spins around. Then she hides so I can’t give it to her.

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    28. sij

    My wife and I never talk to our kids. We ask them to submit all communications anonymously through rigorous and double-blind peer review. My daughter is 5 and has 21 publications in high-impact journals. My daughter can burn holes in furniture using only her eyes

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    most embarrassing email exchange I ever had: - Sent an email - They replied & called me "Mautice" - I reply with a stink about how my name is properly spelled and that it's actually really important to me - They told me to check my 1st email - I had misspelled my own name

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    And 90% of female koalas have Chlamydia. Also... You see starving to death is a common theme with koalas. They just can't understand eating anything but that eucalyptus. I'm shocked they have survived this long as a species tbh.

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    28. sij

    The Elite Four of the Grammos Region would like to battle

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    "American Dirt es un libro Frankenstein, un espectáculo torpe y distorsionado, y mientras algunos críticos blancos comparan [a la autora] con Steinbeck, creo que una comparación más apropiada es [el rapero blanco] Vanilla Ice."

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