Karan Chitnis

@karanchitnis

Part time model and astronaut. Benches 750 pounds, rescues kittens, and donates to orphanages. Does some software engineering on the side.

San Jose, CA
Joined January 2013
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  1. Feb 5

    If there was any doubt, it's confirmed: Brady is the GOAT!!

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  2. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    Media which got everything wrong will now tell you all the things that will happen as a result of the thing they said wouldn't happen.

    569 replies 20,956 retweets 26,168 likes
  3. 9 Nov 2016

    So on point.

    0:37
    Derek Carr relates Donald Trump being elected to football team getting a new coach and lays down the most perfect, eloquent answer
  4. 26 Sep 2016

    All I learned was that we might have been hacked by a 400lb person on their bed.

  5. 4 Jul 2016

    KD celebrating his independence from OKC. Thank you !

    "The BasedGod" wants to speak,As life unravels and superstars make decisions that change lifes, welcome home KD the curse is lifted - Lil B
  6. 19 Jun 2016

    Absolutely heartbreaking loss but Cleveland needed this more than we did:

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  7. Retweeted
    4 Feb 2016
    Replying to

    7 replies 71 retweets 82 likes
  8. Retweeted
    23 Oct 2015

    Work hard, play even harder

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  9. Retweeted
    7 Oct 2015

    Having fun at the top of tower with my team!

    1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
  10. Retweeted
    21 Aug 2015

    VC of shares secrets for investing in high-potential firms and why max risk maximizes upside

    2 replies 5 retweets 10 likes
  11. Retweeted
    24 Jul 2015

    Celebrating a customer milestone, thank you for all your hard work guys!

    4 retweets 8 likes
  12. Retweeted
    24 Jun 2015

    Celebrated seven new hires today. Keeping Datos IO spirit while we grow exponentially!

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  13. Retweeted
    20 Apr 2015

    ... welcome to the team ! awesome to have you join our journey forward ... in cc

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  14. Retweeted
    23 Apr 2015

    First lunch with our new table!

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  15. Retweeted
    20 Aug 2014

    As Drake rinses his hair, he stares at the bottle of Johnson & Johnson shampoo. "No more tears" it reads. He sighs. "Maybe one day."

    394 replies 45,209 retweets 53,708 likes

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