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Kal Penn
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Actor. College Instructor. Independent. Former White House Associate Director of Public Engagement. Insta: @kalpenn

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    Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017

    Found a bunch of old scripts from some of my first years trying to be an actor.pic.twitter.com/GydOwlUKGW

    9:43 AM - 14 Mar 2017
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      2. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kalpenn

        Jeez I remember this one! They were awful. "Can you make his accent a little more AUTHENTIC?" That usually meant they wanted Apupic.twitter.com/3F5XRORO3n

        34 replies 547 retweets 1,375 likes
      3. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kalpenn

        This was a pilot called The Stones. Tried to convince them to let me speak without an accent & make it funny on the merits (was told no) 😂pic.twitter.com/SuUVYT7rip

        23 replies 334 retweets 999 likes
      4. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
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        Womp womppic.twitter.com/fyonwmreBa

        11 replies 183 retweets 607 likes
      5. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kalpenn

        Ha! In this audition for Smart Guy, they didn't even give the character a name!pic.twitter.com/z2D8E5rx8J

        15 replies 337 retweets 880 likes
      6. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kalpenn

        Oh wait yes they didpic.twitter.com/xwB3qIoXoF

        16 replies 303 retweets 1,050 likes
      7. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
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        Friggin King of Queens man! I used to love that show until I got to audition for it lolpic.twitter.com/2BYu0nnd57

        42 replies 620 retweets 1,825 likes
      8. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kalpenn

        I do not remember this audition except that it was for some shitty MTV show and the big joke was an accent and too much cologne 🙄😂pic.twitter.com/7HZbhQCkaB

        21 replies 210 retweets 730 likes
      9. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kalpenn

        Whoa I remember this! This was one of my first commercials. The makeup people would use Vaseline to get the sweaty unwashed look goingpic.twitter.com/X7z4EI4drQ

        35 replies 233 retweets 704 likes
      10. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kalpenn

        This was for some project called The Marriage Clause I guess.pic.twitter.com/0yKjepAHqy

        14 replies 170 retweets 490 likes
      11. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
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        Sabrina the Teenage Witch! Man. We got INTO it about why he had to have an accent. I'm laughing about it now but they were such dicks 😂pic.twitter.com/kXdHjVsqvT

        25 replies 300 retweets 901 likes
      12. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kalpenn

        There are too many in this stack to tweet, I'll be here all day. That said, there were also some wonderful 1st audition & work experiences!

        17 replies 161 retweets 971 likes
      13. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
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        Stuff like Steve Harvey, Buffy, Angel, 24, really smart, creative people who didn't have to use external things to mask subpar writing

        26 replies 232 retweets 1,564 likes
      14. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kalpenn

        Also when you cast things like @shorez, largely color & gender blind, it's more interesting & ratings can look like this. Which is awesome!pic.twitter.com/qr1f7vWASK

        22 replies 208 retweets 1,271 likes
      15. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @kalpenn

        Anyway getting off my soapbox & going to work. New Designated Survivor this week! Thanks for the love over the years 👍🏽😍😜

        56 replies 81 retweets 1,359 likes
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      1. Shalin Mantri‏ @shamantri 15 Jun 2017
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        I remember when you talked about these examples at a Stanford Sanskriti event in Oct 2001!

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      2. Sendhil Ramamurthy‏Verified account @Sendhil_Rama 14 Mar 2017
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        Im offended at the stereotypical characters AND the fact my agent never got me an audition 4 any of these. Is that weird?

        2 replies 3 retweets 173 likes
      3. Kal Penn‏Verified account @kalpenn 14 Mar 2017
        Replying to @Sendhil_Rama

        I understand this psychology. I think this is why we are all crazy. I mean actors.

        0 replies 2 retweets 119 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. oreotina‏ @hanerjrtina 1 Jul 2017
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        this reminds me of that ep from @MasterofNone !! EXPOSE THE RACISM!! EXPOSEEEEE IT

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