kalekachali

@kalekachali

Follower of Christ • Conspiracy Theorist Extraordinaire

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined March 2009
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  1. 8 hours ago

    Done😂😂

    You know things are elephant when Uchumi decides to fill up their empty shelves with popcorn!
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  2. 8 hours ago Edinburgh, Scotland

    I cannot even 😂

    You know things are elephant when Uchumi decides to fill up their empty shelves with popcorn!
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  3. Apr 11

    When u go through his phone & stalk him on social media & find nothing❤ chillin thinking "Damn! Nobody wants my man"

    11:17 AM - 11 Apr 2016 · Details
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  5. 9 hours ago

    Syokimizzle baby. The gem of Masaku county!

  6. 9 hours ago

    Tell me about it. Thin line between us and socially awkward peeps...

    9:34 AM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details
  7. 9 hours ago

    Ni sportpesa mtachesa ama ni revolution mtaansa?

    That day when Kenya will experience a revolution, 10, 20 or even 100 yrs from now; It shall be staged by University students.
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  8. 9 hours ago

    ...people should know when they've been conquered...

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  9. 9 hours ago

    Aki my dad is so formal on whatsapp, ati "Dear kalekachali, it has come to my attention that..."

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  10. 3 Sep 2015

    SON: Dad whats Twitter ME: u know when one dog barks & every single one in the area starts howling? SON: ya ME: its like that but all day

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  11. 10 hours ago

    Gladiator ranks high among the movies I consider to be the GOAT! Think I might just watch it again tonight!

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  12. 10 hours ago

    "And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

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  13. 10 hours ago

    "...loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife."

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  14. 10 hours ago

    "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions.."

  16. 16 hours ago

    Ok so who won eventually, blankets or koroga? Or is it too early to tell...

  17. 17 hours ago

    The mat that has flipped pale Galleria, clearly shows how badly they are driven

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  20. 17 hours ago

    Nicca had elephants in his rap videos back in 1996!!

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