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@kalehummus

loving, caring plant MILF

Las Vegas Taco Bell
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Joined April 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 18

    My love language is you texting me back in a timely manner and you not caring that I do not text back in a timely manner

    2 replies 3 retweets 32 likes
  2. 7 hours ago

    BUY THESE FOR YOUR KED-LOVING FRIEND SUBI ( I AM A SIZE 8)

    1 like
  3. 8 hours ago
    Replying to

    oh my god, it goes all the way to the top!

    4 replies 7 likes
  4. 8 hours ago

    today i'm wearing a maxi dress i cut into a midi and i feel v cute

    3 replies 3 likes
  5. 8 hours ago

    who the f cuts an avocado like this???

    6 replies 9 likes
  6. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Labour wins seat it hasn’t held for 600 years

    39 replies 964 retweets 1,616 likes
  7. 19 hours ago

    I took a strengths assessment and it told me I am creative and analytical

    1 reply 3 likes
  8. 19 hours ago

    DAFUQ

    1 reply 2 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    I know. That's how I read it at first.

    1,267 replies 42,000 retweets 107,362 likes
  10. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Huge news! Pleased to announce that I'm writing a $1 jillion check to my campaign tomorrow.

    Billionaire makes another $7 million donation to his gubernatorial campaign.
    9 replies 47 retweets 186 likes
  11. 22 hours ago

    Did you know that IMDb has an API

    4 likes
  12. 24 hours ago

    paris agreement more like freedom agreement amirite

    1 reply 2 likes
  13. Jun 8
    Replying to

    why does slack for desktop also suck

    1 reply 1 like
  14. Jun 8

    HAUTE LQQK

    2 likes
  15. Jun 8

    i have no free time i want to make something

    1 like
  16. Jun 8

    the fireworks oreo is great

    1 reply
  17. Jun 8
    Replying to

    also like. that hand could easily slide out of that jar.

  18. Jun 8

    this is the worst product i've ever seen!!!

  19. Jun 8
    Replying to

    Why isn't Mary Anne helping her friend out of this jar predicament??

    2 replies 2 likes
  20. Jun 8
    Replying to

    What's Logan doing with that jar????

    1 reply 1 like
  21. Jun 8
    Replying to

    A BOY baby-sitter!

    1 reply 2 likes

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