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    Kaleb Horton‏Verified account @kalebhorton May 15

    Alright, I did the math. If I stopped eating avocado toast every day, I would be able to afford a bad house in Los Angeles in 642 years.pic.twitter.com/nqhiqnQ07E

    11:35 AM - 15 May 2017
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      2. Kaleb Horton‏Verified account @kalebhorton May 15
        Replying to @kalebhorton

        That's $15 a week for a loaf of bread and bag of avocados at Costco, and the house is a godawful teardown in Sun Valley for $500,000.

        16 replies 68 retweets 336 likes
      3. Ira Madison III‏Verified account @ira May 15
        Replying to @kalebhorton

        Kaleb we don't MAKE avocado toast we buy it for $20 at brunch seven days a week

        5 replies 41 retweets 309 likes
      4. Kaleb Horton‏Verified account @kalebhorton May 15
        Replying to @ira

        Okay, new math: at $140 a week, I can buy that house in only 68.8 years. I would be 96 years old.

        18 replies 58 retweets 408 likes
      5. Ira Madison III‏Verified account @ira May 15
        Replying to @kalebhorton

        Get started!

        2 replies 1 retweet 128 likes
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      2. Kaleb Horton‏Verified account @kalebhorton May 15
        Replying to @kalebhorton

        I'm glad to see this post getting so much traction, since it damns my two worst enemies: millionaires and the California real estate market.

        6 replies 16 retweets 237 likes
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      2. Kaleb Horton‏Verified account @kalebhorton May 16
        Replying to @kalebhorton

        HUGE NEWS: I wrote an unbelievably important article about how many avocados I have to stop eating to buy a house.http://www.mtv.com/news/3013436/no-war-but-the-class-war-bougie-breakfast-edition/ …

        9 replies 134 retweets 435 likes
      3. Kaleb Horton‏Verified account @kalebhorton May 16
        Replying to @kalebhorton

        It'd be pretty funny if this was the last article I ever wrote and I dropped out of society right now. But I'm *not* saying I will.

        3 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
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      2. Jason Jacobs‏Verified account @jjacobs22 May 15
        Replying to @kalebhorton

        The guy that said that got a check from his grandfather for $34k to start his first venture. http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/melbourne-developer-tim-gurner-took-a-punt-on-a-suburban-gym-and-built-a-property-empire/news-story/b6139b69077c6368c423395b9426dc51 …pic.twitter.com/MVBJoShzGm

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    1. Brock Wilbur‏Verified account @brockwilbur May 15
      Replying to @kalebhorton @danawickens

      In Los Feliz I saw a million dollar property that I can best describe as the Room from the film Room. I'm fine w/ 700 years of brunch.

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      2.  🇨🇺ComSymp Kane 🇮🇷‏ @cranstonl1972 May 15
        Replying to @kalebhorton @alexjs85

        Am i missing some youth trend?

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. small business owner‏ @alexjs85 May 15
        Replying to @cranstonl1972 @kalebhorton

        Do you have money for a down payment on a house? If so, then yes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      4.  🇨🇺ComSymp Kane 🇮🇷‏ @cranstonl1972 May 15
        Replying to @alexjs85 @kalebhorton

        I don't know what is going on

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. small business owner‏ @alexjs85 May 15
        Replying to @cranstonl1972 @kalebhorton

        some idiot thinks that millennials can't afford to buy homes because they buy avocados too often and smear them on toast

        2 replies 9 retweets 67 likes
      6.  🇨🇺ComSymp Kane 🇮🇷‏ @cranstonl1972 May 15
        Replying to @alexjs85 @kalebhorton

        How is that supposed to make any sense at all, even in his tiny mind

        4 replies 2 retweets 35 likes
      7. ((( JD )))‏ @BluthX May 15
        Replying to @cranstonl1972 @alexjs85 @kalebhorton

        ...and with that conundrum, you're up to speed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 88 likes
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