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@kale

Make and measure things , along with being a customer . Dreams of living on a farm next to Fenway one day.

Decatur, GA
Joined May 2007

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  1. Retweeted
    Sep 10

    Wanna have a bear picnic with bobby's beans delivered to you? Go to and find the SHOP link to see the new posters.

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  2. Sep 7

    Hacker Newsletter - I'm a teapot

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  3. Retweeted
    Sep 3

    You are underestimating the compounding awesomeness of continually fixing small broken things.

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  4. Sep 6

    Had a bee sting my lip on the bike commute today and it hurt like hell, but the best part was watching a women walking her dog run away in fear as I was trying to knock it off my face. Not that I blame her, I would of ran too.

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  5. Retweeted
    Aug 31

    Officially introducing... the p5.js Web Editor ! Now you can make and share p5.js sketches in the browser, no download or setup required. has led this project for the past two years with many community contributions.

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  6. Aug 31
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  7. Retweeted
    Aug 29

    Artist and designer just launched her made-to-order generative knitwear line, created with a tool she built in p5.js →

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  8. Retweeted
    Aug 29

    I’m so excited to share my latest essay for GRLSWIRL is a skateboarding sisterhood based in Venice, California. Made up of different personalities and backgrounds, they’re bonded together by a love of skateboarding.

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  9. Aug 28

    When the Marketing team doesn't talk to the Engineering team.

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  10. Aug 25

    It is hard to explain to a 14yo dog that 4:30am is best kept for sleeping.

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  11. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    Something to keep in mind if you're in a design meeting with multiple people.

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  12. Aug 24
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  13. Aug 23

    So you're telling me there's a chance I might one day move like Jagger?

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    Aug 23
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  15. Aug 18

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  16. Aug 17

    Being outside this morning felt like swimming in some old pea soup.

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  17. Aug 17

    Hacker Newsletter #415 -

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  18. Retweeted
    Aug 14

    In my 30+ year programming career, every single, bizarrely obscure bug that took weeks to chase down has ended up being a one-line fix.

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  19. Aug 10
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  20. Retweeted
    Aug 3

    People don't have a strong intuitive sense of how much bigger 1 billion is than 1 million. 1 million seconds is about 11 days. 1 billion seconds is about 31.5 years.

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