Kaitlen Exum

@kaitlen

Project manager at Polymathic (), tiara aficionado, aspiring cat lady, chronic oversharer.

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2008

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  1. Stupid thing I just thought: "I hope Sleepy Hollow's not too scary for the cats." (It's not scary, but Miz is only 6 months. Also: a cat.)

  2. Fiona is hungry and would like me to know. She's been hitting me in the face intermittently for *hours* now.

  3. Airline gate guy's making announcements. Russian man on cell gets exponentially louder to talk over him. Dude. Doin' it wrong.

  4. Someone has been outside my cousin's apartment, talking all goddamn night while I try to sleep in the living room.

  5. Okay queens, no more lip syncs to Frozen or Wicked. The only acceptable Idina Menzel is Rent.

  6. Not once tonight have I been to the ladies' room without encountering drag queens. No complaints.

  7. We go to a gay bar, my friend gets hit on, I get nothing. I think I'm dressed too much like a straight girl.

  8. Dude, this queen stole 's moves and 's lesbian goth hiking boots.

  9. Last full day of vacation. Drag show. I love this fucking trip.

  10. I love punny band/event names.

  11. Damn, maybe I should watch this Fargo show--the cast is amazing.

  12. I'ma need more cabinet space for all the vintage glassware I've amassed on this trip.

  13. It would be so easy for me to go full-on crazy cat lady with just the tchotchkes I could acquire from these antique stores.

  14. Well, now I know what sound a squirrel makes.

  15. Met this trio--the crankiest-looking porcelain animals I've ever encountered--at an antique shop today.

  16. Retweeted

    I'm okay with this: Bob's Burgers for real.

  17. You find such interesting things in antique shops if only you look....

  18. Doing my best Trailer Park Boy Bubbles in vintage-shop glasses.

  19. Retweeted

    “That’s my ‘I think I’ve just made my point’ face”

  20. I just want these Charmin bears to stop talking about pooping.

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