-dean of students -extremely strict but fair with students -shady mysterious past -impeccable suit gamepic.twitter.com/8cR2GTXKOV
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-teaches Pharmaceutical Alchemy -much older than he looks -smiles inappropriately at female students -never goes anywhere without his hip flask of unknown potionpic.twitter.com/Vck9yXBc7f
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-teaches Hexology 101 -regularly threatens and cusses at students -has jinxed his TA several times -“I don’t care. I have tenure.”pic.twitter.com/aH1jZ7B2a9
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-university librarian -knows where every book is -very patient -memorizes every student’s namepic.twitter.com/IlCZqN8mef
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-teaches Principles of Magical Law in the 21st Century -object of every male freshman’s desire -fashion icon -“stop it. I’m old enough to be your grandmother.”pic.twitter.com/fA59AnDEtK
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-teaches Modern Demonology and Exorcism Strategy -on the dean’s shit list -gives life threatening homework -“you don’t know jack about fighting demons.”pic.twitter.com/imjhaQdx4h
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-university president -hates slackers and freshmen -*stares disapprovingly* -drives a flying Cadillacpic.twitter.com/Ux8e3BoAOe
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-teaches Theory of Linguistic Spellcraft 102 -knows 30 languages and written grimoires in 17 of them -popular among older female staff -will let you retake tests if you flatter his bookspic.twitter.com/GVGgTiAsbA
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-teaches Interplanar Communication -is 3000 years old -most powerful witch on the faculty board -got Cherokee and fae in her familypic.twitter.com/qe9gQBPuUU
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-runs financial aid office -is always on break -acts confused a lot; is never confused -“you gon have to come back next week, baby.”pic.twitter.com/XErHPOUQ8G
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-campus psychiatrist -prescribes crystals for everything -empathetic and gullible -will absolutely derail a session to talk about her catspic.twitter.com/hb6gZsfA4q
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-custodian -grumpy and rude but wise -enchants cleaning supplies to work for him -will embarrass any student who tries to roast himpic.twitter.com/J3w44fwBCM
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-teaches Black Magic, Ritual, and Religion -is very opinionated and critical of Christianity -classroom full of statues that watch you -judgmentalpic.twitter.com/cm6EHE9fmP
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-teaches Advanced Transmutation II -fabulous -often late for class -pet toad rumored to be her cheating ex husbandpic.twitter.com/FXAFxqrIpc
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-teaches Astral Projection and Dreamwalking III -perpetually high; denies this -trying to get psychedelics approved for use in lecture -incense game is unmatchedpic.twitter.com/Rq2MpSCr32
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-teaches Experimental Spellcraft Studio -scares male students -argues with her shadow, which argues back -is probably an eldritch demigodpic.twitter.com/BCQMnpLVF0
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